Zane Mitchell > Quotes

“Sitting up in bed with his glasses on now, my father grinned at me proudly. “So this is your life, huh, Junior? No wonder you haven’t come home to visit—I wouldn’t come home either. You’ve got a stewardess at the airport, a sexy police detective in your back pocket, and a maid that makes house calls. Lemme guess, you’ve got a swim instructor that gives snorkeling lessons, too? Eh?”
― Zane Mitchell, Meet the Drunks: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 5

“surveillance”
― Zane Mitchell, Drunk on a Boat

“I appreciated the puddle of water I left in my wake, as that meant I didn’t have a woman chasing behind me, nagging me to dry off properly. It was anarchy at its finest.”
― Zane Mitchell, Drunk on a Plane

“looked particularly”
― Zane Mitchell, Drunk on a Plane

“every fiber of my body. She didn’t”
― Zane Mitchell, Drunk on a Boat

“Sergeant Gibson”
― Zane Mitchell, Drunk on a Boat

“I didn’t call you. Erika Wild did. And she really regrets being born. But her father said the condom broke and her mother started out as a man and thought she couldn’t get pregnant, so…it’s all just one big oops, I guess.”
― Zane Mitchell, Meet the Drunks: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 5

“Drink a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up.”
― Zane Mitchell, Meet the Drunks: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 5

“You can take the rooster outta the henhouse, but you can’t take the cock outta the hen.”
― Zane Mitchell, Drunk on the Job