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“The state of the world is such that a girl in a cozy apartment can instill fear.”
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“The people seem to generally get what they ask for.
Problem is, people are generally very stupid and ask for stupid things.”
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Problem is, people are generally very stupid and ask for stupid things.”
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“Internet forum communications are good autism simulators.
You don't see the other person's face nor hear their voice, so your interpretation of what they say is wild.
In general, it is best if you imagine everything you read as narrated by Richard Attenborough or Morgan Freeman.”
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You don't see the other person's face nor hear their voice, so your interpretation of what they say is wild.
In general, it is best if you imagine everything you read as narrated by Richard Attenborough or Morgan Freeman.”
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“Some insist on asking questions they don't want answered.”
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“Too much is enough, too little isn't.”
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“Lick a battery, get shocking results.”
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“If the average person's plan for deadly global pandemic was just buying all the TP and then shitting at least 4 times a day, how will they react to global thermonuclear war?
By just urinating more often?”
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By just urinating more often?”
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“What if I can actually read minds, but nobody is thinking?”
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“A clear indicator that something is absolutely hilarious, and destined to be classic:
Someone angrily states that it isn't funny.”
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Someone angrily states that it isn't funny.”
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“Guinness: the only way to drink lite beer without looking gay”
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“The history of Western Civilization is starting to look like some parable about how you destroy people by pampering them.”
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“Every day is a Fool's day.
This is merely the April one.”
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This is merely the April one.”
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“Before the shiny black tile of everything came to be, there was a lot less difference between generations.”
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“If I'd been born 20 years earlier, I'd be a lot older than I am.”
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“I find myself bored by water.”
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“Quentin Tarantino's movies are really just very long Seinfeld episodes, where a couple people get shot.”
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“Sometimes I talk to myself.
Why shouldn't I? I am very interesting.”
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Why shouldn't I? I am very interesting.”
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“Internal combustion engines are the manliest invention ever.
Engines that move by way of a string of fiery explosions.”
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Engines that move by way of a string of fiery explosions.”
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“A panda is a lot like a football.
White, and black, and you can kick it.”
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White, and black, and you can kick it.”
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“Women can be funny.
Especially if they fall into an open manhole.”
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Especially if they fall into an open manhole.”
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“Coca Cola loses an ingredient every 40 years or so.
In 120 years it will just be water.”
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In 120 years it will just be water.”
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“Things seem to happen independent of what I may think about them.”
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“The Elton John song "Tiny Dancer" is secret communist propaganda.
It has the lyrics: "lay me down in sheets of Lenin”
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It has the lyrics: "lay me down in sheets of Lenin”
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“I am disturbed by people's willingness to stroll through death's door just to avoid some minor inconvenience.”
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