Molly Fitz > Quotes

“My owner was murdered, and I need you to help me prove it. Also, of equal importance, I haven’t been fed in hours. Maybe years.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“Honestly, you haven’t lived until you’ve been condescended to by a cat”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“It doesn’t matter what you believe. All that matters is what’s the truth. And whether you can do anything about it.”
― Molly Fitz, Dog-Eared Delinquent

“But if the world needed a hero, I guess I’d have to do.”
― Molly Fitz, Vampire for Hire

“she has no one to walk Cujo.” I gasped in horror. “Cujo? I know we live in Stephen King’s home state, but c’mon. What kind of name is that for a dog, given, well, everything Cujo did?” Nan sighed but didn’t turn to face me. “Big talk from someone who named her pet Octo-Cat.”
― Molly Fitz, Retriever Ransom

“That was about a year ago and happened just shortly after I collected my seventh consecutive associate degree from Blueberry Bay Community College. Yes, indeed, I’ve always loved learning anything I could wrap my brain around. At least God did me a solid by making me smart,”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“You’re safe, Paisley. I promise.” She whimpered and hid her face in the crook of my arm. “But why does everyone always get murdered when you’re around, then?”
― Molly Fitz, Black Cat Benefit

“more and more it seemed like this was my calling: to uncover justice one fluffy critter at a time.”
― Molly Fitz, Terrier Transgressions

“It’s always a shame when a good human falls to the dog side.”
― Molly Fitz, Terrier Transgressions

“I’m already not a morning person, but when you add in a manic rush to get to a job I don’t even like…”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“Maine wasn’t one of those crazy states where you could have a pet raccoon. We weren’t like Delaware.”
― Molly Fitz, Pet Whisperer P.I. Books 13-15

“Stands to reason, if I keep at it long enough, I’ll eventually find my true calling. Who knows? I could be the world’s best hip-hop yodeler… Except I already tried that and I’m not.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“Quick, quick!” Octo-Cat, a close number two, cried as he scratched at the door to my personal library, begging to be let in. “We won’t have much time before she makes us celebrate again.” I laughed when he shuddered at the word celebrate as if it were the filthiest curse word he could possibly imagine.”
― Molly Fitz, Himalayan Hazard

“you also expect me to wear this monstrosity? Ma’am, I am a cat, not some common, mouth-breathing dog.”
― Molly Fitz, Terrier Transgressions

“I bit my lip and said a silent prayer for patience. The thing about working with cats was that it would always be on their timetable.”
― Molly Fitz, Himalayan Hazard

“Okay, I’m probably the Watson in our relationship. If you’ve ever been owned by a cat, then you should understand.”
― Molly Fitz, Dog-Eared Delinquent

“I slipped into my favorite pair of jeans and an old T-shirt, then pulled on my running shoes. Did I ever run? No, don’t be silly. But it made me feel like I could if I had to,”
― Molly Fitz, Witch for Hire

“And before you can ask… No, I didn’t have time for dry cleaning. And, yes, I always had time for the dollar store.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“And this right here was one of the many reasons I loved my nan so dearly. She didn’t question my crazy claim. She just automatically believed what I told her. We all need someone like Nan in our corner.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential