Molly Fitz > Quotes

“My owner was murdered, and I need you to help me prove it. Also, of equal importance, I haven’t been fed in hours. Maybe years.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“Honestly, you haven’t lived until you’ve been condescended to by a cat”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“Stands to reason, if I keep at it long enough, I’ll eventually find my true calling. Who knows? I could be the world’s best hip-hop yodeler… Except I already tried that and I’m not.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“But if the world needed a hero, I guess I’d have to do.”
― Molly Fitz, Vampire for Hire

“she has no one to walk Cujo.” I gasped in horror. “Cujo? I know we live in Stephen King’s home state, but c’mon. What kind of name is that for a dog, given, well, everything Cujo did?” Nan sighed but didn’t turn to face me. “Big talk from someone who named her pet Octo-Cat.”
― Molly Fitz, Retriever Ransom

“That was about a year ago and happened just shortly after I collected my seventh consecutive associate degree from Blueberry Bay Community College. Yes, indeed, I’ve always loved learning anything I could wrap my brain around. At least God did me a solid by making me smart,”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“You’re safe, Paisley. I promise.” She whimpered and hid her face in the crook of my arm. “But why does everyone always get murdered when you’re around, then?”
― Molly Fitz, Black Cat Benefit

“more and more it seemed like this was my calling: to uncover justice one fluffy critter at a time.”
― Molly Fitz, Terrier Transgressions

“It’s always a shame when a good human falls to the dog side.”
― Molly Fitz, Terrier Transgressions

“I’m already not a morning person, but when you add in a manic rush to get to a job I don’t even like…”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“Anything that might help us find Mags while you hunt the killer?” “Hunt’s not exactly an appropriate word. Sounds like somebody's been reading too many Stephen King novels,” the officer quipped.”
― Molly Fitz, Hoppy Holiday Homicide

“Maine wasn’t one of those crazy states where you could have a pet raccoon. We weren’t like Delaware.”
― Molly Fitz, Pet Whisperer P.I. Books 13-15

“Quick, quick!” Octo-Cat, a close number two, cried as he scratched at the door to my personal library, begging to be let in. “We won’t have much time before she makes us celebrate again.” I laughed when he shuddered at the word celebrate as if it were the filthiest curse word he could possibly imagine.”
― Molly Fitz, Himalayan Hazard

“It doesn’t matter what you believe. All that matters is what’s the truth. And whether you can do anything about it.”
― Molly Fitz, Dog-Eared Delinquent

“you also expect me to wear this monstrosity? Ma’am, I am a cat, not some common, mouth-breathing dog.”
― Molly Fitz, Terrier Transgressions

“I bit my lip and said a silent prayer for patience. The thing about working with cats was that it would always be on their timetable.”
― Molly Fitz, Himalayan Hazard

“Okay, I’m probably the Watson in our relationship. If you’ve ever been owned by a cat, then you should understand.”
― Molly Fitz, Dog-Eared Delinquent

“I slipped into my favorite pair of jeans and an old T-shirt, then pulled on my running shoes. Did I ever run? No, don’t be silly. But it made me feel like I could if I had to,”
― Molly Fitz, Witch for Hire

“And before you can ask… No, I didn’t have time for dry cleaning. And, yes, I always had time for the dollar store.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential

“And this right here was one of the many reasons I loved my nan so dearly. She didn’t question my crazy claim. She just automatically believed what I told her. We all need someone like Nan in our corner.”
― Molly Fitz, Kitty Confidential