Carole P. Roman > Quotes

“How do you stop a bull from charging? You unplug it.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2: 800+ Jokes

“whittle.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2: 800+ Jokes

“Pronounce the word M-O-S-T. “Most.” Pronounce the word G-H-O-S-T. “Ghost.” Pronounce the word B-O-A-S-T. “Boast.” What do you put in the toaster? “Toast?”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2: 800+ Jokes

“What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark? Floodlights.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2: 800+ Jokes