Dave Villager > Quotes

“creeper”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Got it,” said Carl, and he disappeared down the corridor in his iron suit.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 10: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Bye, Robo-Horse!" Alex shouted. "Good luck!" "Wait, you called your horse 'Robo-Horse'?" said Carl. "But it wasn't a robot." "I named him after Robo-Steve," said Alex sadly. Dave put an arm around Alex. "That was very nice, Alex," Dave told her. "I'm sure Robo-Steve would have liked that." "All right, that's enough of that," said Spidroth, giving Alex a suspicious look, "let's get this over with.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 31: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

“Dave watched as Porkins fell down into the void. The pigman was waving at them as he fell, and Dave could have sworn he was smiling. And then the darkness swallowed him, and Porkins was gone.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“FOOL, YOU WILL DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!” yelled Spidroth. “NOW FIGHT!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 19: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“It’s my job to say cool catchphrases and bash bad guys.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I’m always happy to help out people who were going to throw me into a pit full of lava.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 17: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“What happened to Conko? Um… Herobrine gave him one-million emeralds and let him go free. He definitely didn’t get eaten by Enderbrine. Definitely not.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 31: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

“There must be another way,” said Dave. “There is,” said Tom. “But it’s not pretty.” “Don’t worry,” said Carl. “Neither is Dave.” “In fact,” said Tom, “it’s downright ugly.” “So is Dave,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Throughout our journey, I’ve eaten loads of great potatoes. Some were slightly overcooked, and some were slightly too soft, but all of them were good in their own special way. It’s not always easy to cook a baked potato completely right, but when you do, it’s a thing of beauty. So, I’m thankful for every baked potato that I’ve eaten. Yes, I may have run out of baked potatoes at the moment, but I have hope that one day I’ll be back home, eating baked potatoes again. Thank you.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“We’ll send you a postcard!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 25: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“If you spawned in a new world what items would you fill your inventory with? (you can have 14 slots) 896 baked potatoes.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“HA, HA, HA, WHAT A FANTASTIC JOKE! WHAT AN AMAZING SENSE OF HUMOR YOU HAVE!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 38: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“As an English person, do you use words like "chaps" and "blaggards" in real life? I’m afraid not, old bean.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“You first, Carl," said Dave. "Why me?" said Carl. "I'm not jumping down into that dark pit. " "It has to be you first as you're the heaviest," said Dave. "We don't want you landing on the rest of us." "How rude," said Carl, but he jumped down into the darkness nonetheless. "Waaaaaaaa!" Carl screamed, then THOOM, there was the sound of something heavy hitting the ground. "I'm okay!" Carl called up. "Oww," groaned Milo. "I'm not." "Carl!" said Dave. "Did you land on Milo?!" "I didn't mean to," said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 31: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

“The five of them (and the robot cow head) all looked at the endless dark tunnel in front of them. The walls were made from gray stone brick, and there were occasional redstone lights embedded into the ceiling, although most of them had stopped working, and the others were flickering on and off. “Well, I guess we’re going through the tunnel,” said Dave. “Yay,” said Carl sarcastically. “I’m sure nothing bad will happen in this dark, scary tunnel. Nothing bad at all.” CHAPTER SIXTEEN Something Bad Happens in the Dark, Scary Tunnel The”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books

“It was your grandson again, Sister Emelia,” she told the Grand High Witch. “The second figure was your grandson, Dave.” To be continued…”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“THANK YOU FOR READING! Thank you so much for reading this book. If you’ve enjoyed it (or even if you didn’t!) I’d be very grateful if you would leave a review on Amazon. Reviews help more people to find my books, and really do make a huge difference. All the best, Dave (the author)”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Detective Carl McCarl put on his sunglasses. Um, Carl, wasn’t Detective Carl McCarl already wearing sunglasses? Well, he’s wearing two pairs now. Two pairs of sunglasses are extra cool.”
― Dave Villager, Carl and Alex Present: World War Potato: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

“you don’t let us out, I’m going to pound you!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book Two: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“The Emperor…. can go suck on a turnip,” said Trotter.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“You die.” “Oh,”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series

“We’ve”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I thought about using my awesome skateboard skills to escape, but…” “... but you’re not very good at skateboarding?” suggested Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 15: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Knock it off, you two," said Dave. "Porkins is right — you need to share." "Yes, Dad," said Carl. "Wait," said Alex, looking confused, "is Dave your dad, Carl? I never knew that." "Oh brother," said Carl. "Wait, he's your brother?" said Alex. "Now I'm very confused.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 31: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

“Pleased to meet y’all,” said the short villager to Porkins and Carl. They were gathered outside, by the stable. “I’m Biff, the leader of our little group.” He pointed at the fat villager. “This here is Boff, my deputy, and those other two are Boof and Bop.” “So your names are Biff, Boff, Boof and Bop?” said Carl. “That’s correct,” said Biff. “Doesn’t that get confusing?” “No, sir.” “Riiiiight,” said Carl. The Ender Hunters only had two spare horses, so Porkins took one and Dave shared the other with Carl. “I don’t think you’d be able to ride too well with them tiny little legs, anyway,” Boff said to Carl. “Whatever you say, Boof,” said Carl. “I’m Boff,” said Boff. “Wait a minute,” said Boof, “I thought I was Boff.” “No,” said Bop, “you’re Bop.” Carl rolled his eyes. “Let’s just get moving, shall we,” he said.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager 2: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“entered”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“horses,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 48: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“quaint little town with small,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“From her pink dress she pulled out a diamond sword, glowing purple with enchantments.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 3: An Unofficial Minecraft Book