Aaron Oster > Quotes

“Care to explain how you managed to tear just about every muscle, over seventy ligaments, and over five hundred tendons all at once?”
― Aaron Oster, Skyflare

“The ripper, seeing him coming, reared up, its hooked talons swiping at his chest. Keith hurled the stone, nailing the monster’s exposed sensitive area. -30, Massive Critical Snout-Nosed Ripper is stunned for 5 seconds. Snout-Nosed Ripper will never have children again. I think we all know who the real monster here is.”
― Aaron Oster, We Hunt Monsters 1

“It’s rude to talk when your mouth is full!”
― Aaron Oster, Starbreak

“You’re famous by this point for dropping cryptic hints and not saying anything,” Violet said. “Why bother asking if you’re just going to shoot us down anyway?” “What was that?” Hermit asked. “You want to know now and not have to wait? Well, how can I say no when you asked so nicely?” None of them had said anything of the sort, but clearly, Hermit wanted to tell them now. It seemed he’d been hoping someone would ask so he could perhaps refuse a few times. Even after all these years, Roy still had no idea what was going on inside that man’s head, nor did he want to.”
― Aaron Oster, Ghost

“As I said, I was cooking when a rush of strange villagers came running through, yelling and screaming about a monster. Of course, none of us believe them; they were from other villages. The tricky bastards probably wanted to steal our turnips!”
― Aaron Oster, Earth

“69”
― Aaron Oster, We Hunt Monsters 8

“We didn’t get to see even a little carnage.”
― Aaron Oster, Beast

“Think about it this way,” Roy said. “We’ve seen that demons can bleed. Imagine how much fun ripping one of their heads off could be.” “You know what, I think that that is an excellent idea,” Geon said. “One of the best you’ve ever had.”
― Aaron Oster, Beast

“Oh, yeah, baby! Two tons of pure muscle!” Geon said, flexing his arms.”
― Aaron Oster, Archfiend

“Gain Soya,” Marrie read the strange name. “You sit here, accused of beating your husband and three children to death over a…” she paused, rereading the line, just to be sure. “A disagreement over which type of pie is the best?”
― Aaron Oster, Ghost

“Die,” Roy commanded, infusing his word with the Power of his Path. The man’s heart exploded so violently that his ribs sent small chips of stone flying as they smashed into the cobbled ground of the alleyway.”
― Aaron Oster, Archfiend

“Roy attempted to mouth the Beast. It was extremely awkward,”
― Aaron Oster, Power

“Ability - Natural Disaster”
― Aaron Oster, Skyflare

“Give me an R. Give me an O. Give me a Y.” Geon cheered, spelling out his name as he waved odd-looking furry balls, pumping them up, down, and twirling them over his head. “What does that spell? Death!”
― Aaron Oster, Archfiend

“take what she wanted and damn the consequences.”
― Aaron Oster, Starbreak

“loud splat, and the sheep fell to the ground, leaving a bloody smear on the rock.”
― Aaron Oster, Supermage

“She was unable to move, as her bones and muscles needed to be regrown and reattached in the right order. All she could do was focus on what was immediately before her – the battle between Roy and the demon.”
― Aaron Oster, Ghost

“This time, he emerged with a small, cylindrical device, this one crackling with so much destructive Fire Reiki that Kaeru took an instinctive step back. “No need to worry,” Hermit said, depressing a small switch with his chin. “I made this myself. It won’t go off without the activation sequence being started.” “Oh. What are you doing?” Kaeru asked. “Starting the activation sequence,” Hermit replied casually.”
― Aaron Oster, Weakness

“The Furry spheres transformed into demon heads which promptly popped, showering Geon’s humanoid boar form with far more viscera than they should have been able to contain. The sight was so disturbing”
― Aaron Oster, Archfiend

“We’re still inside the Tower, remember?” Roy said. “Now come on. We won’t get our answers if our cowardly soldiers all escape.” “More torture, you say?” Geon asked excitedly.”
― Aaron Oster, Ghost

“enraged all the time. Didn’t it get tiring after a while?”
― Aaron Oster, Weakness

“Now you can’t say that I’ve never done anything for you.”
― Aaron Oster, Supermage

“An image of a monkey with pink fur and a pair of green bat-like wings popped into his mind. An instant later, an image of the man-Beast Hate showed up and started silently flirting with said monkey, finally leaning in for a kiss. The monkey proceeded to whack the man-Beast over the head and flee, with Hate chasing the creature, tongue lolling from the side of his mouth and a big, stupid smile on his face. The entire exchange was silent, but somehow, Roy understood it all. He was both thoroughly amused and completely disgusted.”
― Aaron Oster, Weakness

“Sounds like you all got to play savior,” Roy sighed. “Why? Didn’t you?” Violet asked. “The opposite, actually,” Roy said, looking up to the ceiling, where a rounded hatch was opening. “I had to destroy a city.” “You destroyed a city?” exclaimed Violet. “I want to destroy a city,” Snarl muttered.”
― Aaron Oster, Ghost

“I am perfectly normal,” Geon said. “You’re the one with the problem. Always hesitating to murder people. I’m disappointed in you.”
― Aaron Oster, Beast

“Inazuma or Lightning Bolt is the fifth of the seven techniques. This involves a double-flying kick designed to shatter your opponent’s rib cage and spine. Keeping one’s balance when performing the movement is important, as attacking the head will result in death instead of lifelong paralyzation. “This woman was a psycho, just like all the rest,” Roy said, finally understanding why these techniques sounded so horrifically brutal.”
― Aaron Oster, Beast

“Snout-Nosed Ripper will never have children again. I think we all know who the real monster here is.”
― Aaron Oster, We Hunt Monsters 1

“I’ll keep my mouth shut for a week, and that’s all you’ll get,” Roy said, stopping before Hermit. “I can live with that,” Hermit said. “But you’re going to have to keep making sure we all get hot food twice a day,” Roy said, crossing his arms. “Done,” Hermit replied, then held out a steaming bowl. “You’re pathetic,” Geon said as Roy sat and happily slurped down his helping. “Maybe,” Roy said. “But at least I get two hot meals a day out of it.”
― Aaron Oster, Ghost

“Starting from Black-Belt, the order would be Black, Perfect, Core, Ideal, Legendary, Monster, Titan, and Divine.”
― Aaron Oster, Weakness

“We’re going to die,” Bob said, clinging to Bridget for all he was worth. “I don’t want it to end like this. I’m too hungry to die!” The monkey then proceeded to pull a piece of mango out of nowhere and began stuffing it into his mouth.”
― Aaron Oster, We Hunt Monsters 4