James Wilson > Quotes

“The culture without children is forever immature, self-obsessed and rightous. They cannot help the high opinion they have of themselves; there's no kids around to show them otherwise.”
― James Wilson

“All ways remember, incoming fire has the right of way.”
― James Wilson

“Use crayons as emergency survival candles”
― James Wilson, Life hacks: 160 Ways to Save Money, Improve Time Management, Solve Problems, and Increase Productivity

“You have got to be kidding me.”
― James Wilson

“A hookup is no more of a commitment than jacking yourself off. It’s convenient, easy and you can go back to watching your collection of Broadway musicals when you’re done.”
― James Wilson, The Complete Homo Handbook

“Studying for an important test? Google "site:edu [subject] exam". You'll get a bunch of different college exams with similar problems to what may be on your test.”
― James Wilson, Life hacks: 160 Ways to Save Money, Improve Time Management, Solve Problems, and Increase Productivity

“If you liked this eBook on autocorrect fails, please leave a positive review here.”
― James Wilson, Autocorrect Fails: The Most Hilarious Text Message Fails.

“God is the source of intuitive truths.”
― James Wilson

“Studying for 30-50 minutes at a time (with 10 minute breaks in between) is the most effective way to retain information.”
― James Wilson, Life hacks: 160 Ways to Save Money, Improve Time Management, Solve Problems, and Increase Productivity

“In the world of photography, you get to share a captured moment with other people.”
― James Wilson

“you don't want to throw away your Starbucks cup, refills are only 50 cents.”
― James Wilson, Life hacks: 160 Ways to Save Money, Improve Time Management, Solve Problems, and Increase Productivity

“You’ve worked hard for that flat gut. Trust it.”
― James Wilson, The Complete Homo Handbook

“Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver”
― James Wilson, Jokes : Best Jokes and Riddles 2018

“Oft have I marked, with silent pleasure and admiration, the force and prevalence, through the United States, of the principle that the supreme power resides in the people, and that they never part with it. It may be called the panacea in politics.”
― James Wilson

“It's easy to be nice to people you like. But being nice to people you hate, that's a skill.”
― James Wilson

“I have no individual goals. We play for one reason and that’s to win the title. Practice is more important than the games, and I will practice when I’m hurt, when 95 percent of the players in this league would sit out. I expect all of you to do the same thing. You will follow my lead.” – Michael Jordan”
― James Wilson, How to Be Better at Basketball in 21 Days: The Ultimate Guide to Drastically Improving Your Basketball Shooting, Passing and Dribbling Skills

“The first thing you should say when you call 911 is "I need [service] at [address]. Again, that's [address]." Your operator can have the right people dispatched while you are sharing more details of your story.”
― James Wilson, Life hacks: 160 Ways to Save Money, Improve Time Management, Solve Problems, and Increase Productivity

“It’s not how hard you play and train that matter it’s how smart.”  ”
― James Wilson, How to Be Better at Basketball in 21 Days: The Ultimate Guide to Drastically Improving Your Basketball Shooting, Passing and Dribbling Skills

“Don't buy new ink cartridges, take old ones to Costco and get them filled for only $10!”
― James Wilson, Life hacks: 160 Ways to Save Money, Improve Time Management, Solve Problems, and Increase Productivity

“Buying something from Apple? Add it to your shopping card but don't buy it yet. In 7-10 days they'll give you a 15-20% discount on that item.”
― James Wilson, Life hacks: 160 Ways to Save Money, Improve Time Management, Solve Problems, and Increase Productivity

“It has been said that Congress is a representation of states; not of individuals. It is strange that annexing the name of ‘State’ to ten thousand men, should give them an equal right with forty thousand. This must be the effect of magic, not of reason.”
― James Wilson

“Manufacturers use names like 'Apache' and 'Cherokee' to conjure up images of the wild freebooting warrior. (Would you fly an Aborigine into battle? Drive a Swede across the desert?) In the same vein, there are still sports teams called 'the Braves' and 'the Redskins' - roughly the equivalent, as several Native Americans have pointed out, of calling a team 'the Buck Niggers' or 'the Jewboys'.”
― James Wilson

“If you want to shop at Walmart, do it online and use the code "walmartwalmartwalmart". You'll save 10% on your stuff.”
― James Wilson, Life hacks: 160 Ways to Save Money, Improve Time Management, Solve Problems, and Increase Productivity

“To take part in a severe contrast between intelligence, which presses forward,and an unworthy, timid ignorance obstructing our progress.”
― James Wilson

“just when you think you’ve got it all sorted, something happens to make you question yourself and the world all over again.”
― James Wilson, The Complete Homo Handbook

“The greatest idol I will never truly remove is self.”
― Pastor James Wilson

“Put a stocking over the end of a vacuum to find tiny items.”
― James Wilson, Life hacks: 160 Ways to Save Money, Improve Time Management, Solve Problems, and Increase Productivity

“Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.”
― James Wilson, Jokes : Best Jokes and Riddles 2018

“isn’t wearing the right clothes, it’s wearing clothes right.”
― James Wilson, The Complete Homo Handbook

“As with anything, it comes down to the choices you make, and the honesty you display.”
― James Wilson, The Complete Homo Handbook