J.J. Dean > Quotes

“Oh, god. What if she’s blissfully unaware that I’m happier alone and she decides to claim me, the introvert to her obvious extrovert? It’s like my worst social nightmare has come to fruition.”
― J.J. Dean, Pack Baines: North Five University

“No harm ever came of reading a book.”
― J.J. Dean, Clueless Magic

“I figured a rogue rotisserie chicken would take me out before the stairs did.”
― J.J. Dean, Madison: How I Met My Neighbors

“Just hand me my helmet, tank, and Nerf gun. I’m ready to serve my country.”
― J.J. Dean, Madison: How I Met My Neighbors