Jonathan Smidt > Quotes

“It all started when the Fire nation attacked.”
― Jonathan Smidt, Hallowed Bones

“He needed to launch explosive sheep from a catapult at a giant candy dragon.”
― Jonathan Smidt, Dungeon Core Online: Remastered Edition - Book Two

“easily penetrating”
― Jonathan Smidt, Bone Dungeon

“But he was acting almost purely on instinct at this point, and he had been dropping stalactites on things since the very beginning.”
― Jonathan Smidt, Infernal Bones

“My Gumdrop Buttons!”
― Jonathan Smidt, Dungeon Core Online: Remastered Edition - Book Two

“Contact your master,” he growled to the acolyte. “There is a new darkness dungeon.”
― Jonathan Smidt, Bone Dungeon

“I knew you were going to get me the class gear, but the wind thief set?” Jack’s face was filled with adoration, and were those tears in his eyes?”
― Jonathan Smidt, Bone Dungeon

“Take this moment and use it to grow. Use it, to become a better person than you were moments before. Always take what life gives you and use it as a chance to move forward, and always remember that life's too short not to have fun.”
― Jonathan Smidt, Dungeon Core Online: Dicken Around - Book One

“That was how the English language worked.”
― Jonathan Smidt, Dungeon Core Online: Remastered Edition - Book Three

“tis but a scratch.”
― Jonathan Smidt, Dungeon Core Online: Remastered Edition - Book One

“The priest’s hand moved, and the blade of the guillotine came crashing down. Damn. Ryan’s head left his body, and he watched in awe as the whole world turned upside down.”
― Jonathan Smidt, Bone Dungeon

“Monty Python.”
― Jonathan Smidt, Dungeon Core Online: Remastered Edition - Book One

“at the end of the day, moral codes were pointless if you were dead.”
― Jonathan Smidt, Hallowed Bones

“Charles the Dicken”
― Jonathan Smidt, Dungeon Core Online: Remastered Edition - Book Two

“[Knights Who Go Ni]”
― Jonathan Smidt, Dungeon Core Online: Remastered Edition - Book One

“Arrrggghhhh,”
― Jonathan Smidt, Dungeon Core Online: Remastered Edition - Book One