Kenneth Arant > Quotes

“I thought so. Here's what I'm going to do. First, I'm going cut off your eyelids so you can't give in to me. Next, I'm going to break every bone in your body, while you resolutely stare at me in horror. Then, I'm going to cut off your nose, your lips, your ears, your fingers, and finally your toes. I somehow doubt that'll make you give in. So, then I'll start pulling out your veins—" The god started to rapidly blink. "I know, I know, you're a god of pain, so that paltry amount is still nothing to you, but I'm just getting to the good part. After pulling out your veins, I'll do my damnedest to shove Robart so far up your ass, you'll never get him out. Then, I'll—”
― Kenneth Arant, A Snake's Rise

“Okay, if that’s what you say you did, then I believe you.” “You do?” “Not even a little bit.”
― Kenneth Arant, All-Knowing Novice

“In this corner!" The bird's voice echoed throughout the void as he did a, rather bad, impression of a famous announcer. "He is currently twenty-one feet and three quarters of an inch long, and weighing in at the ungodly weight of two-pounds heavier than Shazai’s mother-"  "Watch it!" Shazai snarled. " Yeesh, tough crowd.”
― Kenneth Arant, A Snake's Rise