Alma Nilsson > Quotes

“You must come to me as an equal, and then we will see what the galaxy holds for us.”
― Alma Nilsson, Married to the Yuletide Alien

“Ironically, not realizing it was humanity’s strong belief in mythical fairytales that fostered a patriarchal society and all the other galactic civilizations' strong belief in science and biological facts, which encouraged matriarchies.”
― Alma Nilsson, Married to My Midsummer Alien

“Like sandpaper missiles tearing through my vagina.”

“Yikes.”
― Alma Nilsson, Married to My Midsummer Alien

“Countries might collapse if people knew aliens that were more technologically advanced were protecting us,” Matias says and then waves his hand before I can disagree. “But that’s neither here nor there, Lotta. I have found your friend, and she went willingly to live across the galaxy with her alien husband.”
― Alma Nilsson, Married to My Alien Valentine

“No woman is going to take me seriously with wolf ears, no shirt, and grey sweatpants.”
― Alma Nilsson, Married to the All Hallow's Eve Alien