Cathy Guisewite > Quotes

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.”
― Cathy Guisewite

“Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.”
― Cathy Guisewite

“My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings writing in my diary, eating everything in the kitchen and waiting for Mr. Wrong to call.”
― Cathy Guisewite

“When you eat a carrot that is nothing but carrot it zooms through your system as a carrot. When you eat a piece of mass-produced carrot cake that contains 32 ingredients, your metabolism screeches to a halt while your body tries to figure out what all those things are that you just swallowed, and what it is supposed to do with them. Therefore, the problem isn’t “fat”, its piles of excess ingredients your body’s stacked on shelves and vowed to sort out later.”
― Cathy Guisewite

“Mothers, food, love, and career - the four major guilt groups.”
― Cathy Guisewite

“در زندگی هر چیزی به دست آوردم به جز قدرت درک فلسفه پشت اتفاق های زندگی ام”
― Cathy Guisewite, Fifty things that aren't my fault; essays from the grown-up years