C.T. Walsh > Quotes

“despite the monsoon-like weather, his hair still looked fantastic. I made it my mission to touch his hair before the trip was over so that I could find out if it was real or some crazy wig. I pointed to the map and said, “This is where they’re camping tonight. But we’re never gonna catch up to them without rafts. We should just”
― C.T. Walsh, Class Tripped

“We both knew it was C.T. Walsh.”
― C.T. Walsh, Valentine's Duh

“You coming to my party?” “I’ll ask my mom.” I wasn’t planning on it.”
― C.T. Walsh, The Takedown

“Is a frog’s butt watertight?” Ben asked.”
― C.T. Walsh, Down with the Dance

“Derek, I need your help.” “No.” “It involves beating me up.” “I’m in.”
― C.T. Walsh, Medieval Mayhem

“In fact, I even made a few bubbles of my own, if you know what I mean,”
― C.T. Walsh, Medieval Mayhem

“He nodded to me. “What are you doing?” “I’m a nerd, sir. I fell over. It happens 22.6% of the time.” “And what did you mean when you said, ‘We got ‘em!’?” I got up to my feet, thinking. “Umm, I crushed a bug when I fell.” “And the part about the police?” “It was on the Federal Bug Investigation’s Most Wanted list,” I said.”
― C.T. Walsh, The Comic Con

“And my girlfriend, Sophie,”
― C.T. Walsh, Santukkah!

“Did you get a haircut?” “Yeah, I just walked in front of an axe-throwing contest. I didn't even have to pay for it.”
― C.T. Walsh, Medieval Mayhem

“Kind of like Randy, only dumb.”
― C.T. Walsh, Valentine's Duh

“Ben and I made it to Advisory, which my parents called, Home Room,”
― C.T. Walsh, Down with the Dance