Rose Ruane > Quotes

“Joyce was always fond of a banana split. Betty finds them uncouth. There’s something smutty about bananas, she says. She simply cannot see the need for them.”
― Rose Ruane, Birding

“least I don’t have a beard has become hello Captain Birdseye. She has tweezers in the bathroom, tweezers in her bedroom, tweezers in her bag and tweezers in her desk at work. Sometimes she finds whiskers so wiry and long that she’s sure they will soon enable her fillings to pick up Magic FM. Her tits are still great buttressed by a bra. But now they unroll when she removes it. They’re just about fine standing up. But when she bends down, they hang there looking like disappointed Wombles. And they’re not her only tits. Tits are growing all over her torso. Back tits, armpit tits, secondary, maybe even tertiary under-tits.”
― Rose Ruane, This is Yesterday