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“After she threatened to beat me with her belt I just decided it was safer to park and hike.”
J.S. Patrick, After Z
“Dear wife, I'm glad you are my wife. If I had a different wife, I would punch her in the face and come find you.  Love, your hubby.”
J.S. Patrick, After Z Part 5
“without each other getting all tangled up with each other.”
J.S. Patrick, After Z Part 3
“Allah?” Nick said. “Allah…the koala. Really?” Tammy smiled and sighed, “Yeah… my niece named him. Actually, she just couldn’t pronounce koala and it kept coming out as ala. Eventually it stuck so we just started calling him Allah.”
J.S. Patrick, After Z Part 3
“Her purse flew, seemingly, from out of nowhere and hit me full in the face in an explosion of Chap Stick, loose change, pens, pencils and what I’m pretty sure was a five-pound sledge hammer, along with various feminine hygiene products.”
J.S. Patrick, After Z
“viola… Let there be light!”
J.S. Patrick, After Z Part 3
“Yep, dick and fart jokes. That’s me in a nutshell.”
J.S. Patrick, After Z

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