Saxon James > Quotes

“You’re like a Pokémon, and my dick chooses you.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“I didn’t even know Brandon could blush. And he is. Over me. Oh, this has just gotten interesting.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“Tonight, I’m going to treat him like the prince he is. You know, instead of the filthy ho he sometimes is.”
― Saxon James, King of Thieves

“Turning into a whining puddle of need while your boyfriend is rimming you has to be frat as fuck, and if it isn’t, I’ll argue the point.”
― Saxon James, King of Thieves

“The thing about loving someone is - you don't get to do it with conditions attached.”
― Saxon James, Roommate Arrangement

“The thing about loving someone is you don’t get to do it with conditions attached. I don’t love him, expecting him to return it. I don’t love him, hoping I’ll get over it, or that I can transfer that love to someone else. I just love him.”
― Saxon James, Roommate Arrangement

“A smile bursts across his face. “Well, joke’s on them, because I’m the queerest man-loving homo they’ll ever meet.” He holds out his hand. “Émile. I’m your date today.”
― Saxon James, The Husband Hoax

“Calling me a slut, Brando?” “If the empty jumbo pack of extra-large condoms fits …”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“...you left to go and meet up with who knows what kind of people.”

“The queers.” I nod. “It was the queers this time. I went to the land of my people and basked in the glow of glorious penises”
― Saxon James, The Husband Hoax

“You fucking own me, Charlie.”
― Saxon James, Presidential Chaos

“Talk about yourself in the third person again. I don’t think you’ve met your douche quota for today.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“I turn back to Brady and place a hand over his heart, pretending to blink back tears. “I’m so proud. May you have the spit-roasting you truly deserve.”
― Saxon James, The Dating Disaster

“Will child support make you happy?” I ask”
― Saxon James, Home Ice

“Maybe it won’t be the best blow job of his life, but like in class, I’m going to put in the effort and hopefully scrape together something passable. Because not giving your partner one hundred and ten percent during sex is the anti-frat.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“I grab him before he can run off. "I love you."
But it's not just Emile's voice that answers me. Five others join in. "I love you too.”
― Saxon James

“How do you always do this?” “What?” “Make me fall for you a little more every time we’re together.” Bailey reaches down and gives my swollen cock a long, teasing tug. “All I’m doing is taking you with me.”
― Saxon James, King of Thieves

“I sometimes worry that I get more out of our friendship than he does and that he’ll get sick of me one day. I don’t think I’d ever recover from that. I need Penn. He’s my best friend. I love him … too much.”
― Saxon James, Just Bromantically Invested

“I want to keep you.” “Hey … that was my line.” His smile is fucking huge. “This isn’t a proposal because I don’t think I want one of those, and I have no idea if you ever would again either, but this is me saying you’re it for me. I’m never changing my mind about you. I want to move in together and discover each other’s bad habits. I want you to burn dinner and for me to be too messy for your liking. I want to argue and disagree, but once that’s over, I want us to be stronger for it. Because nothing can change how I feel about you, and I want to work to make you mine for the rest of our lives.”
― Saxon James, Budding Attraction

“A nervous sound bubbles up my throat, and I almost trip over my feet as I back up. “Welcome to Casa De Shitraw—” I blanch. “I mean dickraw—ahh, Rickshaw. It’s Rickshaw.”
― Saxon James, Roommate Arrangement

“Then I end the video, walk out onto the balcony of our fourth-floor apartment, and drop the laptop over the edge. It hits the ground with a satisfying crack, but the silence that follows is stifling.”
― Saxon James, Roommate Arrangement

“What am I to you?” Everything. You’re every single thought, decision, and daydream I have. Every single day.”
― Saxon James, The Dating Disaster

“You don’t think,” he rasps. “You don’t speak. You don’t do. You just stand there and let me take care of you.”
― Saxon James, Home Ice

“The only class I ever did halfway decent at was English. And can you be surprised, really, when I come up with evocative poetry like this? Thanks for the frot, your cock’s kinda hot. I’m after some more, so will you be my whore?”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“I sneer at him. “I’d like to see you fit a single can of beer in those pants.” They’re practically fucking sprayed on. “Actually, I’d like to see you even fit a credit card in there. I wouldn’t worry about needing to hook up—by the time you get those bad boys off, it’ll be February, and your dick will have fallen off from lack of circulation.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“I’m supposed to want sex. I’m supposed to be sexually active and a total deviant and be all nom nom for the cock.

I don’t think I’m doing the right kind of gagging over it.”
― Saxon James, Not Catching Love

“...I've never met someone so wholly good, who's focused on making everyone around him happy that he comes last. Every time. So I'm making this commitment today that you'll always come first to me. While you're busy looking out for everyone else, I'll have your back. While you're out there building an empire, I'll be passing you the bricks. Every time you have a weak moment, every time those doubts kick in, every time you don't feel worthy, I'll support you. You think love is everything? Nah. You are everything. And I'm going to remind you of that every day for forever.”
― Saxon James, The Bastard and the Heir

“It’s not for the team when it’s literally only you who has an endgame,” I point out.”
― Saxon James, Master of Mayhem

“And you let him go?" Xanders voice gets all high-pitched, and he hits me with my pillow. "After all that? After the poor ray of sunshine, the poor dewdrop poured his heart out to you like that, and you just were all 'kthanks bye.' What is wrong with you?”
― Saxon James, Not Dating Material

“If there's one thing today has taught me, it's that I'd never want to hurt this gorgeous man.
"I don't think it's possible for me to hurt your feelings when you do it enough on your own.”
― Saxon James, The Husband Hoax

“Art wraps his arm around my waist and kisses my neck, and we somehow fall into a disgustingly sweet bubble of feeding each other and play fighting.”
― Saxon James, Employing Patience