K.L. Hiers > Quotes

“He really wanted that monster dick.”
― K.L. Hiers, In Darkness and Dank

“Jimmy,” Rowena said dryly, “I stopped to reload. Twice. That shows all that cognitive thought shit, so crime of passion would have been hard to sell.”
― K.L. Hiers, Cold Hard Cash

“Chase bit the side of his phone.”
― K.L. Hiers, Nautilus Than Perfect

“We have something that even a mighty god like Gronoch fears," Loch said dramatically, rising up to his full height and brandishing a dashing smile. "Something that will call him to heel, that will make him shake with terror in his fleshy disguise...."
"What?"
"His mother.”
― K.L. Hiers, Head Over Tentacles

“...the way he looked at Sloane threatened to still his heart on the spot. They were tangled together in a bed in the middle of space, and yet Loch’s enamored expression made Sloane feel like he was the only magical thing there. A god, an immortal being, was gazing up at him as if he was the miraculous one, and Sloane was melting from the wealth of love he felt pouring from Loch’s eyes.”
― K.L. Hiers, Acsquidentally in Love

“Why are you awake? All the gods went to sleep, right? Turned your backs on humanity and then decided to take a fucking nap?” “Humanity turned their backs on us first,” Loch fired back passionately”
― K.L. Hiers, Acsquidentally In Love: A Sucker For Love Mystery

“And just for being such an overreaching little anal canker sore, you can inform him that the trial will not begin until the moon hangs in the sky at her most splendid apex and the Mostaistlis have taken their last drink of ambrosia!”
“So… Midnight?” the Asra squeaked.
“Yes, midnight.”
― K.L. Hiers

“Sloane made way for none other than Sullivan Stoker to walk in, who immediately made a face when he saw the bloody mess. He stepped around the bits on the floor as best as he could to go check on Will. [...]
"Where is Marbles?" Stoker asked impatiently.
"Oh, he's here." Ollie glanced around the ceiling.
"And there. And over there—”
― K.L. Hiers, Our Shellfish Desires

“I’ll jam my crowbar so far up your ass, you’ll be able to open your mouth and pop nails outta walls, you hear me?”
― K.L. Hiers, Cold Hard Cash

“I'm great. Super great."
Neil wiped at his face. He'd been laughing so hard that he'd cried, and now he was shaking. "So, uh, is this the part where I die, pass out, or what?"
"Or put on different shoes," the dog whispered loudly.
"Hey, fuck you, zombie Clifford," Neil grumbled.
"They're Crocs, and they're comfortable."
"The holes must be where all your sense of shame drains out.”
― K.L. Hiers, Werewolves Hate Clogs