Trista Jordan > Quotes

“In my arena, I have a front and center seat to analyze some of the most mystifying behavior. Is it learned, environmental, or are we just plain psycho? Spend one day in a circus and you would know it’s all three.”
― Trista Jordan, Mirror Mirror: Confessions of a Celebrity Makeup Artist

“In many situations, I’m expected to improvise and create with no warning and with complete chaos all around me, like building a house in a hurricane.”
― Trista Jordan, Mirror Mirror: Confessions of a Celebrity Makeup Artist

“As a makeup artist, I have learned to do mental cheerleading flips and cartwheels in mid-air. Statistics show cheerleading carries the highest rate of catastrophic injury in sports.”
― Trista Jordan, Mirror Mirror: Confessions of a Celebrity Makeup Artist

“Sometimes when my back is against the wall, I need to pull a rabbit out of my hat.”
― Trista Jordan, Mirror Mirror: Confessions of a Celebrity Makeup Artist