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“Go forth, be fruitless. Don’t multiply!”
― Wayne Goodman
“That’s plagarism!” shouted Sheila Barnes in her last-season, off-black, faux wool power suit. “We can’t use that. Besides, we’re supposed to be promoting population maintenance, not homosexuality.”

“But Sheila,” Marjorie whined, “that book is almost a hundred years old and the author is long dead.”
― Wayne Goodman
“What terrible karma. To meet someone with wom you sensed a huge potential as a life partner only have them ride their cow off into the sunrise without you on it.”
― Wayne Goodman
“Being late to everything was Gary’s way.”
― Wayne Goodman
“I had hoped that an Oxford degree would speak for itself. Up until now, it has remained rather hoarse.”
― Wayne Goodman
“Apparently the wound upon Noah’s arm did not deter his manhood from rising to the occasion.”
― Wayne Goodman
“Most of the time he retreated into his fantasies, the other person having no idea they were merely a hunk of meat fleshing out the scene playing in his mind.”
― Wayne Goodman
“You see you attempting to hide your true feeling for one another, and I think that’s admirable, given the community in which we all live, but there comes a time when a man needs to take a stand and demonstrate what he’s made of.”
― Wayne Goodman
“Gary realized he’d have to thank Zeke if he ever met him.”
― Wayne Goodman

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