Kenn Nesbitt > Quotes

“Homework, I Love You

Homework, I love you. I think that you’re great.
It’s wonderful fun when you keep me up late.
I think you’re the best when I’m totally stressed,
preparing and cramming all night for a test.
Homework, I love you. What more can I say?
I love to do hundreds of problems each day.
You boggle my mind and you make me go blind,
but still I’m ecstatic that you were assigned.

Homework, I love you. I tell you, it’s true.
There’s nothing more fun or exciting to do.
You’re never a chore, for it’s you I adore.
I wish that our teacher would hand you out more.

Homework, I love you. You thrill me inside.
I’m filled with emotions. I’m fit to be tied.
I cannot complain when you frazzle my brain.
Of course, that’s because I’m completely insane.”
― Kenn Nesbitt

“looks t o t a l l y s p a c e”
― Kenn Nesbitt, The Armpit of Doom: Funny Poems for Kids

“Einstein's Brain''

I heard that they've got Einstein's
brain
just sitting in a jar.
I don't know where they keep it,
but I hope it isn't far.

I need to go and borrow it
to help me with this test.
I've answered twenty questions
but on every one I guessed.
If someone asks you where I've
gone,
then kindly please explain
I'll be right back; I've just gone out
to look for Einstein's brain.”
― Kenn Nesbitt