Terry Kaye > Quotes

“The first commandment of dog behavior: Thou shalt not hump. Thou shalt especially not hump in public. Thou shalt not hump thy neighbor’s wife, thy neighbor’s leg, or thy neighbor’s Jack Russell Terrier. - Belle, Dog Only Knows”
― Terry Kaye, Dog Only Knows

“Opposable thumbs are overrated.”
― Terry Kaye, Dog Only Knows

“If you never leave me, I won't eat your stuff. - Belle, Dog Only Knows”
― Terry Kaye, Dog Only Knows

“My person says I don’t understand cause and effect. That’s not true, I get it: roll in the mud, you get the bath. But what she
doesn’t understand is, sometimes it’s just plain worth it. - Belle, Dog Only Knows”
― Terry Kaye