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“No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“Most of the reasons people think they can't do something are reasons they've created. Everything you do is up to you. Part of life is realizing that you have much more potential and ability than you'd ever know. However, it is up to you to reach inside, face the fears, and unleash that which really drives you.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government.”
― Rush Limbaugh, The Way Things Ought to Be

“You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama, your agenda is not new. It's not change, and it's not hope.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“Militant feminists are pro‐choice because it’s their ultimate avenue of power over men. And believe me, to them it is a question of power. It is their attempt to impose their will on the rest of society, particularly on men.”
― Rush Limbaugh, The Way Things Ought to Be

“I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“I'm not against the government building roads. That is a legitimate government function. But I am very much against the government claiming that their building the road is the reason somebody on the road is successful.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane — or put your children on a plane — if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks.”
― Rush Limbaugh, The Way Things Ought to Be

“Conservatism solves problems libralism blows em up.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“I'm pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.”
― Rush Limbaugh, The Way Things Ought to Be

“Each of us can be fearless and strong like this rock when we know, without a doubt, where we belong and what we should do. God helps us to know these things.”
― Rush Limbaugh, Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims

“I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement, especially walking behind it.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“It is freedom that allows ordinary people to do extraordinary things.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“Why didn't Obama make Hillary Clinton his vice president? (Answer: Because then he’d have to have someone taste his food for him, and start his car for him … )”
― Rush Limbaugh

“She squeezed the left side of his face.”
― Rush Limbaugh, Rush Revere and the Star-Spangled Banner

“And everybody knows a party means food!” Liberty yelled, causing a passing woman in a velvet dress to drop her fan to the ground.”
― Rush Limbaugh, Rush Revere and the Presidency

“if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“It's never time to panic, folks. It's never, ever gonna be time to give up on our country. It will never be time to give up on the United States. It will never be time to give up on yourselves.”
― Rush Limbaugh

“If we feel and learn nothing from the tragedies of the past, then we'll never know how to truly help avoid those same tragedies in the future. Certainly, we can't avoid all pain and suffering, but we can and should learn from it.”
― Rush Limbaugh, Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims

“Hey, buddy,” Liberty yelled, “back away from the saddlebag. My snacks are in there!” The man looked shocked, backed up, and fell over into a tub beside the road. Water splashed over a woman dressed in fine clothes, who yelled at the man. Wet in the tub, the man pointed at Liberty, who looked just like any horse on the street. The drenched woman”
― Rush Limbaugh, Rush Revere and the Presidency

“Cam’s Presidential Team.”
― Rush Limbaugh, Rush Revere and the Presidency

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― Rush Limbaugh, Rush Revere and the American Revolution: Time-Travel Adventures With Exceptional Americans

“Buh-buh-buh-bagel time”
― Rush Limbaugh, Rush Revere and the Presidency