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“...you can love someone an awful lot and hurt them all the same”
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
“What? Oh.’ My cheeks went warm. ‘I did it without thinking..’
Mom smiled. ‘I know. You do that sometimes, until you get self-conscious and stop. But you don’t need to hide the things that make you happy.”
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
Mom smiled. ‘I know. You do that sometimes, until you get self-conscious and stop. But you don’t need to hide the things that make you happy.”
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
“Maybe that was what hope was: knowing how the world had always worked and still believing things could get better anyway.”
― You Owe Me One, Universe
― You Owe Me One, Universe
“Once you start down a road, he said, it's easier to keep going. One day you look around and regret ending up where you are, but you don't know how to turn around.”
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
“And mayonnaise is the whitest food.”
“Mayonnaise isn’t a food.”
“How is it not a food?”
“No one eats just mayo straight from the jar. It’s a sauce.”
“Weak sauce.”
“So that’s your definition of food? What about peanut butter?”
“Of course peanut butter’s a food. Don’t you ever eat it straight from the jar?”
“Well, yeah.”
“What if something’s gross unless you put other stuff on it? Like, no one eats plain oatmeal, right? Is it a food?”
“Plain oatmeal is communist.”
“Pickled eggs are for serial killers.”
“Nasty. Who’d eat a pickled egg?”
“Exactly! It’s like eating a giant eyeball.”
“Pickled eggs dipped in mayo. Yum.”
“If you ever open a fridge and there’s nothing but pickled eggs and mayo, run for your life. Hundred percent chance you’re at a serial killer’s house.”
We were back to being ridiculous, like at most of our sleepovers. Every time I laughed, the rock grew smaller.”
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
“Mayonnaise isn’t a food.”
“How is it not a food?”
“No one eats just mayo straight from the jar. It’s a sauce.”
“Weak sauce.”
“So that’s your definition of food? What about peanut butter?”
“Of course peanut butter’s a food. Don’t you ever eat it straight from the jar?”
“Well, yeah.”
“What if something’s gross unless you put other stuff on it? Like, no one eats plain oatmeal, right? Is it a food?”
“Plain oatmeal is communist.”
“Pickled eggs are for serial killers.”
“Nasty. Who’d eat a pickled egg?”
“Exactly! It’s like eating a giant eyeball.”
“Pickled eggs dipped in mayo. Yum.”
“If you ever open a fridge and there’s nothing but pickled eggs and mayo, run for your life. Hundred percent chance you’re at a serial killer’s house.”
We were back to being ridiculous, like at most of our sleepovers. Every time I laughed, the rock grew smaller.”
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
“New Year's Day is the most useless of all holidays. It's hard to feel excited about new beginnings when everything's frozen and gray.”
― You Owe Me One, Universe
― You Owe Me One, Universe
“Some things in the world were scarce, but there was more than enough sadness.”
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
“Unless you're meeting a newborn baby, most people only visit hospitals when something's wrong. Hospitals are a collection of tragedies.”
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
“Bones Malone didn't punch Tony Spezio in the face.”
― Let the Monster Out
― Let the Monster Out
“Monday was the Mondayest Monday in the history of Mondays.”
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
― Thanks a Lot, Universe
