Alma T. C. Boykin > Quotes

“This new system upgrade will integrate seamlessly with the existing programs and network,' which I think is the computer kiss-of-death.”
― Alma T. C. Boykin, Familiar Vows: Familiar Tales Book Fourteen

“Want to come over to the bark side? We have chainsaws.”
― Alma T. C. Boykin, Familiar Vows: Familiar Tales Book Fourteen

“everyone knows that only werewolves and vampires come from the Balkans. It's on the internet, and TV, so it must be true." "And the Balkans and Carpathians are absolutely identical," Lelia sighed. "I should stop being surprised by the foolishness on the internet." Arthur laughed, one side of his mouth rising into a semi-smile. "Just so. And werewolves date teenaged human girls and walk around with their shirts open." "And sorceresses wear long, loose sleeves around open flames, sir." Tay poked her in the leg. "They do," he protested. "Once." André muttered under his breath, "Yeah, like the explosives specialist named Lefty.”
― Alma T. C. Boykin, Judiciously Familiar: Familiar Tales Book Fifteen

“I hate drinking holidays that fall on weekends," he grumbled. "No joke. Stay off the roads, the sidewalks, and roofs might not be safe, either. If you ever wondered, do not, ever, add crème-de-menthe to beer to make it green. Never, ever,”
― Alma T. C. Boykin, Familiar Sorrows: Familiar Tales Book Ten

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― Alma T. C. Boykin, Familiar Sorrows: Familiar Tales Book Ten

“Did the healer tell you that it didn't taste that bad?" Tarno gripped his friend's forearm. "Yes, the lying bastard. I hope a fish shits on his head.”
― Alma T. C. Boykin, White Gold of Empire: Merchant and Empire Book Six