Alessa Thorn > Quotes

“You need to learn to control your woman." Kon smiled. "No, I don't. She's magnificent.”
― Alessa Thorn, Darkest Night

“Ariadne gagged but held onto her stomach contents as she relieved the bodies of their guns, a large hunting knife, and two extra bullet magazines that she shoved down the front of her bra.
"Should I ask why hide them there?" Asterion said as he watched her. Ariadne gestured to her blood-splattered sundress.
"I have no pockets because of the patriarchy, so where else am I going to put them?”
― Alessa Thorn, Asterion

“All the Gods help Pithos if you fight the way you fuck...”
― Alessa Thorn, Asterion

“Are you insane? I'm not going to date a man who robbed me! I don't care how big his arms were." "Why not? Asterion dates me, and I murdered him.”
― Alessa Thorn, The Court of the Underworld: Books 1-4

“Altun looked at Athena. "I can't decide whether she's plotting to kill me or not." "This is just my face," Athena replied, giving her a sharp smile.”
― Alessa Thorn, Darkest Night

“I want to kiss you to take every memory of bad kissing away from you. I want to make so many good kissing memories that all the other bad ones won't matter anymore, and you'll forget boring plate men that didn't deserve you, and that were too weak to give you the kisses and the pleasure you deserved.”
― Alessa Thorn, Hermes

“...So get your ass out of bed and into the shower and stop pouting that you got to make out with a ridiculously hot guy last night. Some of us only went to bed with a vibrator, so be grateful.”
― Alessa Thorn, Trash and Treasure

“You are amazing, and none of us deserve you," Bayn said, touching her cheek once before letting her go.”
― Alessa Thorn, Heart of the Winter Prince

“Their sharp edges cut everyone who got too close to them, except each other.”
― Alessa Thorn, Darkest Night

“Books were her first and truest love for good reason. They never disappointed her when people so often did.”
― Alessa Thorn, Trash and Treasure

“Do you always take this long to kiss someone?"
"You just told me you want to murder me, and now you want me to kiss you?"
"I don't know what part you have trouble understanding".”
― Alessa Thorn, Medusa

“I like you, Medusa."
"Better than Asterion? Because you know, I'd love you to come over and work with me at Serpentine," she offered. Asterion tensed, not wanting to be petty enough to start a bidding match.
"Maybe once I'm done with Asterion, or if he gets annoying and overbearing," answered Ariadne.
"So I'll see you next week?”
― Alessa Thorn, Asterion

“Hades?" "Yes, Persephone?”
― Alessa Thorn, The Court of the Underworld: Books 1-4

“Kian's smile could have made an angel take off her pants.”
― Alessa Thorn, Kiss of the Blood Prince

“The horses were the biggest Elise had ever seen, with shaggy manes and feet.”
― Alessa Thorn, Wrath of the Fae Boxset

“I will. So everything is... okay?" Kian asked. Despite pretending he was above his wife's nonsense for scandalous gossip, he really wasn't.
"Everything's great. Your uncle fucks like a goddamn legend," she said and then hung up the phone.”
― Alessa Thorn, Dance of the Forest King

“... It's the first time I've seen your hair braided back, and it's doing it for me."
"We are going into a fight. That's why it's braided. You know what kind of warriors don't tie their hair back before a fight? The fucking dead kind.”
― Alessa Thorn, Heart of the Winter Prince

“It's like an apple pie orgasmed cinnamon in my mouth.”
― Alessa Thorn, Dance of the Forest King

“How dare you be so handsome. I hate you so much for it. If you were ugly, it would be easier to not like you.”
― Alessa Thorn, Charon

“Taranis picked her up with his claws and placed Imogen on his back. "Don't tell Arawan I let you ride me, or he'll get jealous."
Imogen grinned. "Nah, he knows I'm his Khaleesi first.”
― Alessa Thorn, Song of the Sea King

“For starters, every girl is a cake girl,”
― Alessa Thorn, Thanatos

“Now the only problem will be convincing your surly dragon to let you walk in there, unarmed."
"I will just have to use my sexy feminine wiles on him," Quinn said batting her eyelashes at him.
"Feminine wiles?" Apollo raised a golden brow. "You mean witch pussy?"
"Witch pussy," Quinn ageeed with a wicked laugh.”
― Alessa Thorn, Roar of the Storm King

“Bit of sap in the old oak yet." Taranis teased with a wink.”
― Alessa Thorn, Dance of the Forest King

“Do you want to talk about your feelings?" "Fuck you,”
― Alessa Thorn, The Blood Wolf

“He ran a finger over her bicep, and she was about to ask what he was doing when her arm went numb.
"Ohhhh, you are going to get the best head of your life for that," she said, her whole body dizzy with relief.
Taranis swallowed back a laugh. "You're so delightfully ridiculous, Quinn Fairbrook."
"It's part of my appeal. That and my epic tits," she replied, placing her arm under the running tap.
Taranis's eyes dropped to her bloody tank top. "They are rather epic."
"Thanks. I made them myself.”
― Alessa Thorn, Roar of the Storm King

“Let's see what's behind door number one!”
― Alessa Thorn, Charon

“Hey, seemed insufficient. Don't kill Hermes, was probably what he would have to start with.”
― Alessa Thorn, Thanatos

“You protected me. Why?" he demanded.
"Because if anyone is going to kill you, Kian, it's going to be me," Elise snapped. His face lit up in a devastating smile like she had just told him that she loved him, and he had won the lotto and was invited to a threesome with Harry Styles, all at the same time. He was ecstatic, and it was disturbing as hell, considering Elise had admitted she wanted to murder him.”
― Alessa Thorn, Kiss of the Blood Prince

“God, I hate that she can do that," Charlotte said and then flushed.
"Do what? Dance?"
"No, just... fit in. It's always been so easy for her."
"Imogen doesn't fit in, Charlie. She doesn't give a fuck, and it looks like the same thing." Reeve had a mouthful of beer to steady his nerves. "You're not made to fit in. You're too powerful, and everyone is always going to be jealous of that.”
― Alessa Thorn, Trash and Treasure

“Fuck that, I want to know now how come the strongest of us ended up in a hole," Erebus complained.”
― Alessa Thorn, Thanatos