C.A. Rene > Quotes

“Don’t worry, you sexy ass fucker,” Santos bats his eyelashes at him, “I will never leave you. I only recognize one Papi around here.”
― C.A. Rene, Hunting the Reaper

“She’s lucky I don’t shove granola bars up her ass and turn her into the world’s prettiest vending machine.”
― C.A. Rene, Hunting the Reaper

“It’s not that we have a breeding kink or anything, but that sight right there is like marking what we know is ours.”
― C.A. Rene, Bedlams Playground

“I sling the shackles over my shoulder, and begin to whistle Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star while I stomp up the stairs. “Bloody, bloody little shits, gonna scream while I saw off dicks. Breaking necks makes me high, but circumcision is fun I can’t deny. Bloody, bloody little shits, gonna scream while I saw off dicks.”
― C.A. Rene, Claiming the Reaper

“I’m finally getting to be with the two people I want most in life but the price we are paying for it is more scars on our souls than happy memories being made.”
― C.A. Rene, Bedlams Playground

“I really believe the small vine of flowers gave me the strength to get home that night.”
― C.A. Rene, Desecrated Flesh

“Stupid fucker. I’ll be lucky if the fucking thing reaches my throat. I’ve slurped ramen thicker than him.”
― C.A. Rene, The Reaper Incarnate

“Nothing pisses me off more than a man who thinks he has the right to touch a woman or a child, just because they smile in their direction or give them a boner, just for looking good.”
― C.A. Rene, The Reaper Incarnate

“Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy, and I know I am, so therefore, I’m not crazy.”
― C.A. Rene, Hunting the Reaper

“I hear the shower start and then her voice floats out. She’s fucking singing in the shower while washing blood off of herself, and she sounds like a dying cat.”
― C.A. Rene, The Reaper Incarnate