Smiley Beagle > Quotes

“22. Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice? Because it might crack up!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“What do you get if you put ducks in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - Easter Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With ...

“Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert. Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, “Dude, I think we’re being followed.”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“10. How does a tiny man say goodbye? With a microwave!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 10 Year Old Edition

“71. Why did the dinosaur refuse to wear deodorant? He didn’t want to be ex-stink!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“27. Where do opera singers like to sit? On the So Fa!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“16. What has arms and legs, but no head? A chair!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“13. Why should you not let a bear operate the remote? He will keep pressing the paws button!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it’s not raining!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Lily: I’d like to buy some birdseed. Bruno: How many birds do you have? Lily: None! I want to grow some!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“5. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 10 Year Old Edition

“103. What is SCHOOL an acronym for? Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“Why isn’t there a clock in the library? Because it tocks too much!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“knock!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 6-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love

“in”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 10 Year Old Edition

“67.”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 10 Year Old Edition

“Science”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Nature”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“An old married couple is in church one Sunday… The woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband turns to her and says, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“50. What sound does a lip-less sheep make? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Bruno: How did you get hit on the head with a book? Lily: I only have my shelf to blame!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“19. Who can hold up a bus with one hand? A crossing guard!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“form teams to make funny faces to try and get everyone in on the laughing. Remember to be fair and always admit if you laugh, games with arguments are no fun. And the”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 8-Year-Old Edition

“33. What is green, brown, and white, and can’t climb a tree? A fridge in a camo jacket!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“How do you tie things in space? With astro-knots!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me? A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“How do you make gold soup? Put in 14 carrots!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 10 Year Old Edition

“labracadabrador!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 6-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love

“8. What do you call a classy fish? Sofishticated!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids