Yomu Mishima > Quotes

“You did a splendid job causing trouble in the republic, you rotten little brat. We already lack the manpower over here, so we’ve had to employ fresh graduates to carry some of the load. I hear you’re acquainted with the girl I’m sending. Hope you two get along! Just know that, if you cheat, I’ll be sure to tell Duke Redgrave what a two-timing snake you are. Sincerely, Your Amazing and Incredible King”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 4

“When I demanded an explanation, the breeder all too eagerly commenced describing his work. Sickened, I borrowed a gun from one of my men and shot him through the head.”
― Yomu Mishima, I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!, Volume 1

“Are you the world’s dumbest smarty or the world’s smartest dummy?”
― Yomu Mishima, I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!, Volume 2

“Colin hates me. My life is over.”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 8

“Once I’ve decided I’m going to do something, that action becomes fate! I cannot stop what has already begun.”
― Yomu Mishima, Seventh: Volume 4

“That seemed to explain things. No one pursued the matter any further. Still, it was definitely easier to talk to them than I’d expected, given how we shared the same anxieties. Honestly, we talked more about marriage than our upcoming education. We were all desperate to secure an engagement while we were in school.”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs (Light Novel) Vol. 1

“Hold on, why are you going to the bathroom with me? And now I see Kurt’s standing up, too. Why do these guys like going to the bathroom together so much?”
― Yomu Mishima, I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!, Volume 3

“Like Marie, Kukuri was another one of the petrified people I’d liberated, and he was a really great find, just like her.”
― Yomu Mishima, I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!, Volume 3

“This outdated tradition led some people to undergo sex changes just to avoid military service. Apparently, many people graduated from military academy to discover that friends of theirs had become women in the time they’d been apart.”
― Yomu Mishima, I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!, Volume 4

“I already told you, I was at death’s door! Besides, I was trying to hold back.” “Oh, give it up! You call that holding back?! I saw my life flash before my eyes!”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 9

“Master has such a penchant for shooting himself in the foot. Try as I might to stop him, his aim is ever true.”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 10

“Marie and I both died before our parents, and neither of us had been good children to them.”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 7

“The pirates are demanding that we hand over all of our wealth, along with some attractive men and women.”
― Yomu Mishima, I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!, Volume 1

“You’re such a failure. Your older sister was able to do this at her age.”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 6

“I marched through the school grounds with a shotgun in hand.”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 8

“Firing missiles. I regret to inform you, Master, that we have no more left after that.”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 9

“We collected a fee for disposing of dangerous waste. We earned money just for taking care of trash, and then earned even more from selling off that reconfigured trash.”
― Yomu Mishima, I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!, Volume 2

“I need to make him unhappy, but the only people he has in his life are the old butler and the doll. There’s no way for me to deal him any emotional damage.”
― Yomu Mishima, I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!, Volume 1

“Why does he always demand gold, though? It’s not a resource his territory is particularly lacking, is it? Sure, it’s a precious metal, but doesn’t he require anything else?” Thomas didn’t actually know the answer to that himself, so he wasn’t sure how to respond. “I’ve often wondered that too—why gold? I even feel a bit bad.”
― Yomu Mishima, I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!, Volume 1

“If he plans to marry a man, he won’t be able to carry on the line.” He just couldn’t follow Jake’s line of thinking, and it so distracted him that he was unable to pay attention to the matter at hand.”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 10

“Luxion certainly is a loyal servant. You’re lucky you have an intimate who’s willing to reprimand you for your misbehavior,”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 6

“Petty concepts like gender are irrelevant to a genius of my caliber!”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 10

“Pierre sobbed, “Pease haff mershy. Ah hill amish deheat, ah shear!” Sounds like he’s saying, “Please have mercy. I will admit defeat, I swear.” I slammed my fist into his face again.”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 4

“Master, you are a human, and yet you understand women even less than I do. Truly troubling. Is this not one area in which you should be able to surpass me? As a man—no, simply as a human—do you not feel ashamed of your inferiority?”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 8

“Not interested in anything other than breasts”
― Yomu Mishima, Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs, Volume 6