Brickhouse > Quotes

“Sir, I don’t let expired dick inside premium pussy no more.”
― Brickhouse, Surrogate To An Unhinged Mafia Boss 4

“You’re allowed to carry weight and still be worthy,” she whispered. “Showin’ up don’t have to be perfect. It just has to be real.”
― Brickhouse, Surrogate To An Unhinged Mafia Boss 3

“How the fuck did I go from Hellcat-driving savage to unmedicated stalker whisperin’ into windows like a scorned spirit?”
― Brickhouse, Surrogate To An Unhinged Mafia Boss 3

“Not with Kalani on your bumper like she repo’d your dick!”
― Brickhouse, Surrogate To An Unhinged Mafia Boss 5: The Finale

“But apparently she’s Grimm’s baby mama, so technically this is a custody dispute now.”
― Brickhouse, Surrogate To An Unhinged Mafia Boss 5: The Finale

“You was supposed to break her down, not fall in love, dog. It’s chess, not charcuterie board and backshots.”
― Brickhouse, Surrogate To An Unhinged Mafia Boss 3

“you fell for the pussy.” “I did not fall for the—” I paused. “I mean… I tripped a little bit. Like stumbled. But not a fall. More like a lean.” “Oh, my God.”
― Brickhouse, Surrogate To An Unhinged Mafia Boss 3