André Remark > Quotes

“Yo Mama sweats when she poops.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“When Yo Mama gets on the scale, it just says "to be continued".”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“If Yo Mama would go on a diet, it would be the end of world hunger.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“Yo Mama.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“Yo Mama is like a sharpie, fat, black, and smells like alcohol.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“El profesor está ahí cuando el alumno está preparado para ello".”
― André Remark, Sabiduría del Budismo: Dossier de los más bellos refranes y citas

“Ta mère crie depuis les toilettes : "Regardez les enfants, je suis une imprimante 3D".”
― André Remark, 1000 blagues de ta mère

“Yo Mama is so ugly, if she gets hit by a train, she'll still look the same.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“Yo Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket, the other kids think the school bus is coming.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“Yo Mama is so fat, when she walks on the beach, the whales sing, "We are Family!”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“Cuando hagas algo, hazlo lo mejor que puedas. No te fijes en el resultado, el resultado no es importante".”
― André Remark, Sabiduría del Budismo: Dossier de los más bellos refranes y citas

“Yo Mama is so fat, when she walks by the TV, you miss all three parts of "the Lord of the Rings".”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“Yo Mama is so fat, she feeds an entire zombie apocalypse.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“The Titanic didn't crash into an iceberg, it crashed into Yo Mama.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“Yo Mama is so fat, when she gets into a car, it only goes 10 km/h.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“When Yo Mama farts, you think the monsoon came early.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“Yo Mama is so fat, she sits next to everyone at the movies.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“Yo Mama has the wrinkliest balls in the retirement home.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“Why does Yo Mama laugh when she walks across the meadow? Because the grass tickles her balls.”
― André Remark, 1000 Yo Mama Jokes: The ultimate Collection

“Cuando entiendes que los demás son diferentes a ti, entonces empiezas a ser sabio".”
― André Remark, Sabiduría del Budismo: Dossier de los más bellos refranes y citas