C. Rochelle > Quotes

“She looks like the type to wear a garter full of knives. She may even have a few stuffed up her vagina.” Women do love their pockets.”
― C. Rochelle, Gentlemen Prefer Villains

“Forget beach cleanups—we need civilization cleanups.”
― C. Rochelle, Not All Himbos Wear Capes

“I would obey his commands without question and eliminate anyone he wanted me to. His enemies were my enemies, and I would place myself in harm's way if it meant keeping him safe. Simon Alarie could cover me with bites and bruises, put me on a leash, and lock me in a cage. He could do absolutely anything he wanted to me and I would thank him for it.
Just forthe privilege of being his.
Swallowing hard, I bravely met his gaze. “I’m your dog,” I rasped, allowing the freedom of that statement to wash over me like fresh rain. “I’m yours.”
― C. Rochelle, Gentlemen Prefer Villains

“My growly wittle psychopath.”
― C. Rochelle, Earth Boys Are Easy

“Girrrl, that shit looks like it came from Etsy. Good for you!”
― C. Rochelle, Herculeia: Complete Duet + Bonus Content

“For having such a high IQ, I am a fucking idiot”
― C. Rochelle, Rabble: End Game

“Thank you, Kai, for what this dick is about to receive.”
― C. Rochelle, Not All Himbos Wear Capes

“Ziggy froze mid- step, his gaze darkening just like it had when he pinned me against the wall earlier. YAS! Punish me, Space Daddy. To my extreme annoyance, he briefly closed his eyes and got whatever unhinged sex beast was trying to emerge under control. Rude.”
― C. Rochelle, Earth Boys Are Easy

“Regardless, it's consensual, they can handle it, and YOU should not be using this work of FICTION as a manual.”
― C. Rochelle, Rabble: End Game

“My superpower better not be codependency.”
― C. Rochelle, Not All Himbos Wear Capes

“Gentlemen in the streets, freaks in the sheets, hmm?” I ventured. He smiled—wider this time—before standing and offering me his hand. “Gentlemen prefer villains, don’t they, Simon?” Absolutely.”
― C. Rochelle, Gentlemen Prefer Villains

“As soon as I filled myself with fried chicken, I was gonna take this man home and bury myself so far inside him he’d remember me until next calendar year.”
― C. Rochelle, Not All Himbos Wear Capes

“Ohh Sugar!”
― C. Rochelle, Not All Himbos Wear Capes

“Stuffing my face with Swedish meatballs was fairly high on my Scandinavian vacation bucket list, but so was tripping and falling on some international dick.”
― C. Rochelle, Valhalla Is Full of Hunks

“For those who love green flag men in the streets”
― C. Rochelle, Space Daddy's Guide to the Galaxy

“It was as if all the ancient cracks in my heart were being patched up and smoothed over with pure, unadulterated love. Gross. But I’ll allow it.”
― C. Rochelle, Not All Himbos Wear Capes

“Perhaps I'll let him scream your name the first time he comes on my cock”
― C. Rochelle, Rabble: End Game

“The next thing I knew, I was face down in the dirt with Ziggy’s rock- hard monster cock grinding against my ass. Oh nooooo… Said no one.”
― C. Rochelle, Earth Boys Are Easy

“Forget bi-awakening, I had a sub-awakening on my hands, and I had never been more here for anything in my entire goddamn life. Come. To. Daddy.”
― C. Rochelle, Not All Himbos Wear Capes

“Can you blame me? Fuck, the things her scent does to me. It’s like being a cat in heat or something.” Ace’s shoulders shook in a silent chuckle. “That is the perfect way to describe it. It’s an animal instinct I fear I have no control over. I feel like Pepé Le Pew most days, floating after her, dick-first.”
― C. Rochelle, Rise of the Witch

“If you’ve read this, you get a snickerdoodle.”
― C. Rochelle, Putting Out for a Hero

“Dropping to my knees faster than a Catholic craving Christ crackers,”
― C. Rochelle, Wings of Darkness + Light: The Complete Trilogy + Bonus Content

“I wanted to offer more to this relationship than comic relief and a fantastic ass. Listen, I know my strengths.”
― C. Rochelle, Space Daddy's Guide to the Galaxy

“A woman who was such a threat to the status quo that she was systematically diminished in the tales told by men after her death. When she wasn’t being left out of her own legacy altogether.”
― C. Rochelle, Herculeia the Hero

“You know I’m a chameleon. Maybe a cockroach. Either way, I can thrive wherever, so forget about it.”
― C. Rochelle, Herculeia: Complete Duet + Bonus Content

“He could destroy me and I would thank him for it”
― C. Rochelle, Rabble: End Game

“trading CSI remains for two chunks of what-the-fuck wrapped in oversized leaves.”
― C. Rochelle, Earth Boys Are Easy

“If anyone deserved a herd of fancy-peened boyfriends to dote on her—and fuck her into the Squishmallow nest every night—it was my ride-or-die. But TWELVE? Save some dick for the rest of us. Ho.”
― C. Rochelle, Valhalla Is Full of Hunks

“Never in the history of dick-drunk hoes had a ho ever been this dick drunk.”
― C. Rochelle, Earth Boys Are Easy

“Vasi’s belief in my worthiness destroyed me then rebuilt me from the wreckage.”
― C. Rochelle, Call of the Ride