Martha Heitmann > Quotes

“My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.”
― Martha Heitmann, Funniest Jokes to make you laugh out loud: Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever

“Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.”
― Martha Heitmann, Funniest Jokes to make you laugh out loud: Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever

“Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.”
― Martha Heitmann, Funniest Jokes to make you laugh out loud: Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever