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“You shouldn’t learn to want girls to be safe when you get a sister. You should just want it. Because everyone deserves to be safe.”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly
“I grin, imagining it.

“I can hear your creepy smile right now.”

“I don’t have a creepy smile.”

“You do when it comes to my cousin.” I frown.

“Don’t worry, his smile for you is even creepier.”

“All his smiles are creepy.”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly
“Stranger Danger.

You can't "stranger danger" someone when you asked them to date you.”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly
“I’d say your worth isn’t decided by whether or not you can get a girl-starved demon from Winfield to lay his nasty fish lips you”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly
“I can be uncomfortable sometimes, and I can dislike how I look occasionally, but I can’t go through life hating my body. It’s the only one I get. I’d rather work to love the way it looks than work to change the way it looks, which is often fruitless effort anyway. And I know that bothers people sometimes, that I refuse to treat my body like a worst-case scenario. That I deign to care for it, and love it, even if I’m not always the most confident in it. Even if I have to sometimes be realistic about how others see me because of it.”
― Samantha Markum, Love, Off the Record
“What, worried I’ll find your secret fetish porn stash and tell everyone about your anime bondage tentacle kink?”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly
“Friends are supposed to push each other to be better.”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly
“I love you too,” he says. “I’ve loved you forever. I loved you the second I saw you. I went home and started looking up if love at first sight was real”
― Samantha Markum, The Roommate Arrangement
“comforting.)”
― Samantha Markum, The Roommate Arrangement
“And I know that bothers people sometimes, that I refuse to treat my body like a worst-case scenario.”
― Samantha Markum, Love, Off the Record
“right.”
― Samantha Markum, The Roommate Arrangement
“sky.”
― Samantha Markum, The Roommate Arrangement

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