Barry Strow > Quotes

“for 2 years for $7. Benita: If you want it, I'll get”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 4

“tits will be 50% off at Walmart”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 1

“I'm auctioning kids tomorrow.”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 4

“Boyfriend: I miss you babe, I can’t wait to see you again. Woah Potato!!! Lol!! Boyfriend: Damn Autocorrect, I meant woohoo!! Boyfriend: But I think I like it. Woah Potato”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 1

“Eenie meenie minie mo, caught you cheating with that hoe, you tryed to lie right to my face, think again you been replaced!!”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 4

“you cut up every pineapple in the fruit shop and yelled “Die Spongebob die”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 1

“Supervisor: Okay. Please make sure the dick gets ejaculated.”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 4

“Vera: You know, I actually thought you took my breath away, but... Danny: But what? Vera: But I just realized that I was simply suffocating from your bullshit.”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 3

“Dad: You there shawn Shawn: Yea, what up Dad!! Dad: I am eating your mother”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 2

“The teacher pointed at me with a ruler and said “At the end of this ruler is an idiot” and I asked which end...”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 1

“Mandyidontknowwherethespacebaris”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 4

“Mom: Can you turn the oven on to 350? Me: I have children in there. Mom: Omg...chicken! I meant chicken! Mom: LOL!!!”
― Barry Strow, TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 2