T.C. Morrison > Quotes

“Mr. Chairman” said Assemblywoman Ware, “sorry to interrupt. But how did it happen that everyone on the committee except me is a lawyer?” “I think the leadership in the General Assembly wanted people on this Committee who don’t know anything about economic development. If we started having economic development in the state, there would be no reason to raise taxes. And so, the leadership concluded, who knows less about economic development than lawyers.” “I see their point of view” said Ware. “I also see that our witness today is a lawyer. So let me see if I’ve got this straight: a lawyer who knows nothing about economic development will be presenting a plan for economic development to a group of lawyers who know nothing about economic development.” “Exactly” said Chairman Snake.”
― T.C. Morrison, Please Pass the Torts

“makes Berry Good Corny Flakes different from regular Corny Flakes? A: Well, if there is no blueberry natural and artificial flavoring in regular Corny Flakes, that would obviously make them different. Q: And that difference is why this product is called Berry Good Corny Flakes and has a picture of blueberries on the cereal? A: If that’s the difference, they should have shown artificial blueberry flavoring in the picture, not actual blueberries. Q: How would they ever depict artificial blueberry flavoring in a picture? A: That’s their problem.”
― T.C. Morrison, Please Pass the Torts