Britt Andrews > Quotes

“It’s pierced. And inked. He has a fancy peen. I’ve never seen one with accessories.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“That was the funny thing about depression. Despite knowing what you can do to cope and make things better for yourself, some days you just can't find the energy or the drive to do shit about it.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Destiny

“Having people to lean on makes us formidable, not weak.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Bram shrieked, covering his nipples with his hands as he shouted, "Please, not my beautiful chest raisins!”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Betrayal

“Someone’s hurt you? Tell me where the miscreant dwells, and I’ll snap his fucking neck with my bare hands and bring his severed cock back to you as a trophy.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“When the hell did you watch Frozen?” I questioned. “It came out in 2016, Saige. I saw it in theaters, and I went and saw Frozen 2 when it released a couple of months ago. I’m convinced now, more than ever, that Sven is actually a shifter, and he and Kristoff are both giving it to-” I shut that shit down.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Well, that’s a wrap. My vagina is now dead. Cause of death? Drowning. The old gal creamed herself to an early grave.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“I’m a goddamned stone cold killer, and she just called me a guppy? I know that’s some kind of fish, but I can’t picture what it looks like. I’m going to google that when I get home, and it better be the size of a shark or some shit. Smiling to myself, I strutted over to my bike. Badass guppy. That’s me.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“With the fallen, I rise With the broken, I cry With the lost, I find my own With the outcasts, I am home With the forgotten, I remember With the chaos, I am centered With the wrong, I find the right With The Exiled, I will fight”
― Britt Andrews, Demons In My Bed

“There is no shame in owning our pasts and rising from them, and especially not in asking for help when we need it. Having people to lean on makes us formidable, not weak.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“I wonder if her lover is there right now, cuddled up against her, not realizing she's actually here, peepin' my demon dick at six in the morning.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Betrayal

“Sloane Sullivan, thirty years old. Pyro mage. Top ten percent of his training class. Anger issues, loyal, broken family, only child. Master of wards. Fischer Bahri, thirty years old. Cognitive mage. Interrogator, ability to not only read emotions but also push them, alter memories, hypnotize. Valedictorian of his training class. Loving family, one sister and two nieces. Cameron Jacobs, thirty-one years old. Storm mage. Protector, fierce fighter, relentless. Can manipulate weather within a seventy-five mile radius with the ability to create more localized storms. Generates lightning from hands. Severe childhood trauma. Fear of loss. Kaito Mori, twenty-nine years old. Shifter mage. Black panther: Bagheera. Heightened sense of smell, vision, and hearing. Oldest of five children. Struggled with depression in the past.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“A witch, a mix of green and red, Save a race before they’re dead. Hurry, witch, find your five, If there is hope to survive. Change, rise, manifest, A soul so pure soon possessed. Before the year of two and eight The chosen one must find her mates. If she should fail to meet her task, To another the role will pass. Evil will consume her heart, Her soul captured by the dark.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Sometimes the most evil monsters wear the prettiest masks.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Betrayal

“With the fallen, I rise
With the broken, I cry
With the lost, I find my own
With the outcasts, I am home With the forgotten, I remember
With the chaos, I am centered
With the wrong, I find the right
With The Exiled, I will fight”
― Britt Andrews, Demons in My Bed

“The desire to fuck harder and harder, wanting to slam your soul into theirs so violently, they’re so gods damned intertwined they’ll never be untangled. That’s what I want. The obsession. The whole ‘I can’t think of anything else except her sweet cunt and tight ass. Her hot tongue, how sweet she tastes, and how I’d fucking kill for her.’ Oh, how I’d fucking kill for her.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Betrayal

“The trouble with abusers, though, was that they never meant what they said. Even if you listened, always answered your phone, and had sex with them any time they demanded it, it would never be good enough. It had taken me a while to learn this lesson, that you should never have to fucking obey a person to deserve their love or be spared their wrath.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“claiming I was incapable of letting my walls down to let her in. When she’d first brought that up, I remember feeling blindsided. I’d opened myself up more with her than any other person aside from my crew. To hear that wasn’t enough, when it had been so painstakingly difficult for me to tear down the barriers that locked my heart safely inside my chest, felt like getting kicked right in the dick.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Thank fuck for dresses with pockets;”
― Britt Andrews, Demons in My Bed

“I’ll go heal people, but I swear to the stars, if he touches you again... I’m going to rip his eyeballs out, I’m going to juggle them, and then I’m going to ping-pong those motherfuckers into another dimension.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Eternity

“Keeping my mind focused was like trying to herd cats through molasses while juggling flaming swords. In other words: fucking impossible. Every time I tried to concentrate on the task at hand”
― Britt Andrews, Demons In My Head: Exposing The Exiled

“Cheeks on fire, I tucked my phone into my pants and headed for the kitchen. Let’s get this over with.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Bravery doesn't mean you aren't afraid. Bravery means you accept that fear and let it fuel your purpose. It's okay to be scared. You just can't let that fear rule you, let it fucking guide you to achieve your goals”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Eternity

“Curvy women around the world, get yourselves some men who can toss you around like a ragdoll. Hottest shit ever.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Betrayal

“the name of Jupiter's cock?!”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Destiny

“Fuck! Hold on," Misha barked, spinning us off the wall and walking us over the table. He laid me back, letting me stretch out. All the while, his cock remained inside of me. "Scream when you need to, kukola.”
― Britt Andrews, Demons In My Bed

“Cam pushed his pants down over his hips, his thick cock springing out of its leather prison like a jack-in-the-box, and I sucked in a breath. It’s pierced. And inked. He has a fancy peen. I’ve never seen one with accessories.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“What’s the point of fucking if it doesn’t make you feel anything? Excitement, heat, passion, wickedness? Why bother if, when you’re balls deep, buried to the fuckin’ hilt, and you’ve got no desire to completely and utterly fucking own that person?”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Betrayal

“When the hell did you watch Frozen?” I questioned. “It came out in 2016, Saige. I saw it in theaters, and I went and saw Frozen 2 when it released a couple of months ago. I’m convinced now, more than ever, that Sven is actually a shifter, and he and Kristoff are both giving it to-” I shut that shit down. “Okay! Gran. Focus, we have a serious fucking problem here.” “Then quit bitchin’ and get to witchin’.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Discovery

“Normal is boring. Why be like everybody else when you can be yourself?”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Revenge