Layla Moon > Quotes

“Those wrong men make great art for my collection. Their bones, teeth, and even dicks in jars and eyeballs alike are perfect for my death room.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“She wears strength and weakness equally well.
She has always been half goddess half hell”
― Layla Moon, Twisted Friction

“The daddy card and the brother card? Is he trying to scare me, or make me cum?”
― Layla Moon, Twisted Friction

“If I believed in blue balls, this would be it.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Was I turned on? By the sheer thought of this man restricting my airways, taking my oxygen, all of my holes, and fucking me until I was either dead or unconscious…again?  Absofuckingloutley!”
― Layla Moon, Twisted Friction

“when you have an emotional flare-up (whether negative or positive), you must try to identify what you are feeling and why you are feeling it and then determine the next course of action to ensure that you are in a more positive emotional state.”
― Layla Moon, Self Care for Black Women: 5 Books in 1 | A Powerful Mental Health Workbook to Quiet Your Inner Critic, Boost Self-Esteem, and Love Yourself

“I had no idea I had that kink"
- you, a few moments from now”
― Layla Moon, Twisted Friction

“Seeing grown ass men squirming like a little bitch because they think I worship the devil makes my clit fucking pulsate.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“I love my barista, he always knows exactly what coffee I want, and sometimes even what bagel I’m feeling like that day.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Have you ever fucked in front of someone before?”
― Layla Moon, Twisted Friction

“Spoiler alert: they won’t be the ones doing the raping. I’m always one step ahead.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“This world wasn’t designed for women. It’s written and constructed around men. Men who think they own everything and everyone. That is, until I pull the Uno Reverse card on them.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“That’s it. Suck Mommy’s piss flaps.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“So, when I ask you to fuck my sister until she can’t remember her own name, and she can only scream mine…then you’ll earn my respect.”
― Layla Moon, Twisted Friction

“Uh, you forgot one important little detail, sis. There are rules to our little game…and there is nothing I hate more than disobedience.”
― Layla Moon, Twisted Friction

“Side note: people don’t smell like roast chicken when they’re burning.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Piece of garbage wouldn’t even know a clit if it was right under his nose.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“For the record, if I’m wearing a tight dress, it’s gonna be for the pleasure of my own—never a fucking man’s.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Just like the moon, she must go through stages of emptiness to feel full again”
― Layla Moon, Twisted Friction

“Whore… how dare he? Hmm, I know, I’ll piss in his mouth. Show him how much of a whore I can be when he’s sucking on my cunt.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“There was just something about the "wrong" that I was compelled by. That need for the friction. It didn’t matter if it was his command to fuck someone else or to fuck in front of someone. Begging to make someone bleed for my pleasure, or bleeding for someone’s pleasure. The lust for blood. If it was wrong, I had to do it.”
― Layla Moon, Twisted Friction

“If you asked me, I’d tell you that we’re saving the world, one shitty, handsy motherfucking man at a time.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Come on, pig! Suck Mommy’s piss flaps. Suck Mommy’s bleeding flaps.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“They’re all the same—perfectly capable of hearing—and yet they can’t hear the word “no”. They can’t just let a woman breathe without needing to be in her space, or hurting her, or forcing her to like them. They need to control. And when women speak up about it, nothing is done. No one hears our cries. We’re called crazy or emotional. Told it’s our fault, or it didn’t happen. Or it was because of what we were wearing. ”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“And no, I don’t hate men. I just hate the wrong men. I just wish they would just let women fucking breathe. I wish they would just let fucking women live.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Side note: people don’t smell like roast chicken when they’re burning. ”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Mmm, yes… you will be getting your dicks wet tonight… Wet in a fucking jar. Your cocks preserved in jars side by side on my shelf will be perfect for the collection.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Remember, I don’t hate all men… just the ones who don’t do right by women. I love good men, loyal men, deserving men. I loved my husband—before he tried to kill me.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“This world wasn’t designed for women. It’s written and constructed around men. ”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something

“Men really are dumb.”
― Layla Moon, Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something