Lola Faust > Quotes

“She’d inherited her mother’s generous breasts and backside, but hard labour had crystallized her curves, made them more severe and striking.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“to nearly shoot her like a champagne cork”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“And then Stego broke away slowly and stood there looking at her. “Doctor come here for talk? Or love?” he asked, punctuating each sentence with a light stomp of his front leg.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“Half afraid and half wanting, Tanis let him sniff her neck. His mouth parted and she saw his rows of razor teeth. His breath smelled hot and earthy, like a barbecue.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“She found it weird that she thought of this creature as hers, not like she owned it but as a close friend; something that was a part of her. Like love at first sight, except with an ancient creature.”
― Lola Faust, Triceratops and Bottoms

“He studied to be an electrical engineer and moved north because the tar sands offered him the best salary. He would’ve rather worked in dinosaur-human communications technology, but the money wasn’t there.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“Is this okay?” Rocky whispered to her, a glorious fount of meat-breath that bathed her face in a delicate mist of saliva. “Yes,” whispered Holly. “Yes, it’s wonderful.”
― Lola Faust, All I Want For Christmas is Utahraptor

“Oh, shut up, Holly,” Thad spat. “I’m supposed to be skiing right now, but instead I have to rescue you from this… thing. This monster. I know you can be an idiot sometimes, but really? A lizard? What, is this some twisted Hallmark-movie shit? Home for the holidays, and the heroine falls in love with a fucking dinosaur?”
― Lola Faust, All I Want For Christmas is Utahraptor

“So we won’t get married in the Temple,” said Holly. “We’ll go to the courthouse. Maybe one day we’ll celebrate our celestial marriage here, with my family around us, blood and chosen. But in the meantime, we’ll make our own way.”
― Lola Faust, All I Want For Christmas is Utahraptor

“After an age of running, the blasts grew quiet and impotent. She saw her brothers and father fade into even tinier specks. She thought her heart would burst as she curled into the warm and welcoming shoulder of her new love, the love she had observed unnoticed for so long. Was it shock or blood loss or just dawning realization? Her old life was over.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“Big Al popped her buttons easily with his talons. He tore off her pants like they were made of paper. Tanis had never been naked in front of a man before, never mind a man dinosaur.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“She saw colours—the bright reds and ambers of dinosaurs flying at twilight. There were stars behind them, burning hot, swirling in her eyelids. Pain gave way to pleasure. She cried quietly at first and then louder, letting out big wet wails timed to his every movement. He was churning her insides into a soft satisfying butter.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“he didn’t know whether to eat her or take her from behind and make her his mate.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“After a couple of weeks of visiting with the dinosaur, Stego seemed like a new dino. A spring in his step and a tune on his lips - well, inasmuch as he had lips. Stego, it seemed, had gotten his groove back.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“Oh, God, she thought. If you are truly the king of all Creation, why would you deny your people this pleasure? Why would you tell us this is a sin? How could this be a sin?”
― Lola Faust, Fifty Shades of Gorgosaur

“You gotta show people you believe in them,” he’d said to Holly’s mother Martha at the time. “It gives them the chance to rise to the occasion. And if they don’t, well, you can hold your head up high because you know you did what you could.”
― Lola Faust, All I Want For Christmas is Utahraptor

“Holly marveled at the feeling of fullness, how profound it was to be wrapped around this massive member as if she were wrapping paper and it was a Christmas present, the kind that was too big to fit in the back of the car so she had to drive with the trunk slightly open. ”
― Lola Faust, All I Want For Christmas is Utahraptor

“What do I call you? she asked. We don’t really have names, he said, but you can call me Big Al.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“Her arm dangled, dead and grey. There wasn’t any use trying to save it. She knew what to do. She offered her injured arm to his hunger and felt the hot pain of his love as he devoured the whole thing.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“His eyes were the deep green of oceans she had only imagined in her dreams. His cheekbones looked carved from prehistoric cliffs. His feather ‘do was coiffed in a sexy and hip honky-tonk curl.”
― Lola Faust, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

“She opened her mouth and sucked on the tip of his tongue. It tasted like the centre of a rare steak, metallic and savoury.”
― Lola Faust, All I Want For Christmas is Utahraptor

“He licked her as if she were the only source of dietary salt within a hundred kilometres.”
― Lola Faust, All I Want For Christmas is Utahraptor