M.J. Edwards > Quotes

“​His tongue, so soft and hot, like a chunk of microwaved fish, sloshing around inside her mouth.”
― M.J. Edwards

“It was so long and warm and fat, like an arm without the bones.”
― M.J. Edwards

“​Alexa’s clitoris floundered.”
― M.J. Edwards

“No, it was the animals she spent most of her alone time with. And it wasn’t like she could do anything sexual with them. Not again.”
― M.J. Edwards, Covid Claus is Coming to Town

“Amyson paused Big Momma’s House 2 and climbed clumsily out of her seat, her enormous and perfect breasts brushing the face of the old lady in the seat next to her.”
― M.J. Edwards, The Mutant Strain

“Dr Mistletoe was yet to have a feeling erupt inside of her reminiscent of two freight trains colliding inside a narrow tunnel (the tunnel in this instance being her vagina).”
― M.J. Edwards, Covid Claus is Coming to Town