Misha Bell > Quotes

“Most of my encounters with men, such as they were, ended as soon as I smelled them.”
― Misha Bell

“I liked the logic and certainty of it. In other sciences, there are a lot of theories which may or may not be the ultimate truth. In ours, most theories have proofs, like in math. I also like the feeling of control when I code. With computers being as prevalent as they are, not knowing how to program, or at least how it all”
― Misha Bell, Hard Code

“More than you, that’s for sure. You don’t use consistent indentation, you leave zero comments, and you misspell the words in variable names half the time. And I don’t think you even know the meaning of ‘modularization.’ Do I need to keep going? Because I can.”
― Misha Bell, Hard Code

“A vampire—I mean Gia—walks into a bar and orders hot water,” he says. “The bartender obliges, then says, ‘I thought you drank blood.’” Fabio grins. “The vampire pulls out a used tampon. ‘I'm making tea.”
― Misha Bell, Femme Fatale-ish

“Teledildonics,” she repeats”
― Misha Bell, Hard Code

“I want your mind clear when you beg me to fuck you.”
― Misha Bell