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“What’s poop?” Judah asked.  “Is it food?” one of the other vindicators asked as they surrounded Jack and Mom, looking curious. And hungry.  “Is it good?” someone else asked.  “It has to be better than vegetables!” another shout came.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty From Japan (Who Smells Like Poop.)”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 2:

“Son,” Dad said, “Listen closely. If a woman tells you everything’s fine, nothing is. Fine is never good. Fine is bad.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“Most importantly, they’re delicious,” Carl said. “I bet you’ve never had one the way I can make it: with sour cream and chives.” Mom winked at him. Carl snorted. “The best filling for a baked potato is a second baked potato, but I’m willing to give this ‘skewer cream’ thing a try. Potatoes are awesome no matter how you have them.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“Even so, we don’t need to stay stupid. Maybe use... intellectually deficient.”  Jack's face screwed up. “What does that even mean?”  “It means stupid,” Dad said, and Mom gasped while Jack and Kate laughed.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“We should build a moat!” Jack said, excited to be helping. “What’s a moat?” Ethan asked.  Jack waved his hands around in a circle. “It’s like a river that goes around a castle!”  “What’s a castle?” Ethan asked.  Jack paused, surprised for a moment. “Oh yeah, I guess they don't have those in this world. A castle is an enormous stone building, big enough for an entire village to live in. It has cool, towering doors, and a moat with a drawbridge-”  “What’s a drawbridge?” Ethan asked.  Jack sighed. “You know what, never mind. If I keep explaining everything we will never get done.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“Haha! Look at that cat!” The mayors danced around the donkey, each trying to get Bruce down.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 4

“Hi there! I’m Kate! You must be a wandering trader. Can I play with your llamas?” She squeezed all her words out in one breath. Auggie was practically pushed back by the force of the girl. “Uh, yes? Sure. They are just llamas... I suppose you can-”  “YEEEE!!!” Kate screamed and ran back outside to play with the llamas.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Dad sighed. “That makes me feel old.”  “You ARE old!” Jack shrugged.  Dad gasped and Mom giggled. “I’m only 37!” Kate nodded. “That’s old, Dad.”  “Yeah, don’t you need a walking stick or something?” Jack grinned.  “Hey!” Dad exclaimed. “Kid’s, be nice to your father-” Mom said.  “Thank you dear,” Dad said.  “-he can’t help it if he’s old,” Mom”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 2 Edition (Books 5-8)

“NOOOOO!” he collapsed to his knees crying out. A glob of pie fell from his head into his mouth and he stopped screaming and chewing it. “Mmmm, still good.” He scraped the pie off himself and kept eating.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 6

“Oh, I can’t wait to cook up a bunch of food for them! There’s nothing better than cooking for hungry guests! Let’s see...they’d probably want lots of meat—so I’ll need to make plenty of cooked beef, cooked chicken. Ooh, I wonder if I have any more cod? Of course, I’ll bake fresh bread and pumpkin pies and bring them lots of veggies from the garden. I can’t stand the thought of them being hungry! I’ll bring enough so they can have leftovers for days. I wonder if I should send some tables, too, so they can eat a proper meal...”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 18

“Hey!” Jack shouted, “Lady is cool, but she can’t fight like Midnight Sword.” He chopped at the air. “Hiyah! Hoowah! Heeyoh!”  “Midnight Sword?” Mom asked, her eyebrows raised.  Jack turned”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 14

“hoped that would be the last time they would see that one. He blew out a breath. “I think I know why those goats ran right off the cliff into the lava.”  “Oh? Why?” Mom asked.  “Because they didn’t see the ewe-turn sign.” He wiggled his eyebrows.  “OH NO!” Kate groaned. “Not again!”  “Don’t mind me, I’m only kid-ding,” Dad said, wiggling his eyebrows even harder.  “Oh maaaaan,” Jack said. “Honey,” Mom said, “I don’t think the kids are interested in your jokes right now.”  “Okay, I’ll stop,” Dad said with a sigh. Mom patted him on the shoulder and Dad looked at her. “I would hate to butt heads with you over it.”  Jack and Kate both burst out laughing and Mom rolled her eyes. “Now kids, no butting in!” Dad said, pointing his finger at them. The kids laughed even harder and Mom chuckled too. Dad put his hands on his hips. “You have goat to be kidding me! I said NO butting in!”  The kids were laughing bigly now, and Mom had a big grin on her face. Their spirits had been lifted, even if only a little. Mom squeezed Dad’s hand. “I love you, honey.”  Dad squeezed hers back. “We already did the bee jokes, dear.” He winked.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13

“Then they would take horses out for runs and ride them all over.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Jack smiled at his dad. “Oh yeah, I guess that makes sense. That doesn’t really help me though. What do I love?”  “You love... jumping and exploring and building interesting things. And irritating your sister.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 12

“Working is relaxing?” Elijah said, scrunching up his face. “You know what I think is relaxing?”  “What?” “Relaxing.” Mom rolled her eyes. “Funny.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 14

“Max turned to her. “I learned it when we did our debate in class. Weren’t you paying any attention?” Zoe gave him a flat look. “Have I ever?” Max smirked. “You have a point there.”
― Pixel Ate, Video Game Agents Book 1: Kids in Suits

“He stopped, the proud smile melting from his face as he turned, looking at the opposite end of town. “I FORGOT! More pillagers are coming! WE’RE ALL GONNA D-”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 14

“They would call him ‘dang cat,’ which was his favorite nickname, and he was pretty sure it meant ‘good boy.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 6

“The village square teemed with life, swirling with vibrant colors and boisterous chatter. The entire village had gathered, celebrating the return of their ancestral spirit. Laughter and music filled the air, carrying with it an energy that made Kitsune smile. Paper lanterns of all colors floated lazily above, their delicate glow reflecting on the smiling faces below. Cherry blossoms caught in the playful breeze, their sweet, earthy scent settling over the scene. At the center, villagers danced with unbridled joy, the rhythm of the taiko drums and the melody of flutes guiding their steps. To the side, a large table groaned under the weight of a feast. Sticky rice balls, steamed dumplings, seaweed soup, sushi, and more filled the air with a mouthwatering aroma. As she approached the table, she was greeted warmly by the villagers, who offered her food, their smiles genuine and welcoming. She filled a plate and sat at a table with Goro and Sota, overlooking the celebration. The event brought back a flood of memories of a similar celebration from her childhood—a time when everything was much simpler and she could easily answer the question who are you? The memory filled her heart with a sweet sadness, a reminder of what she lost and what had carved the road to where she was now. Her gaze fell on the dancing villagers, but she wasn’t watching them. Not really. Her attention was fully embedded in her heart ache, longing for the past, for the life that was so cruelly ripped away from her. “I think... I think I might know how to answer your question,” she finally said, her voice soft and steady, barely audible over the cacophony of festivity around them. “Oh?” Goro responded, his face alight with intrigue. “I would have to tell you my story.” Kitsune’s eyes reflected the somber clouds of her past. Goro swallowed his bite of food before nodding. “Let us retire to the dojo, and you can tell me.” They retreated from the bustling square, leaving behind the chaos of the celebration. The sounds of laughter and chatter and drums carried away by distance. The dojo, with its bamboo and sturdy jungle planks, was bathed in the soft luminescence of the moonlight, the surface of its wooden architecture glistening faintly under the glow. They stepped into the silent tranquility of the building, and Kitsune made her way to the center, the smooth, cool touch of the polished wooden floor beneath her providing a sense of peace. Assuming the lotus position, she calmed herself, ready to speak of memories she hadn’t confronted in a long time. Not in any meaningful way at least. Across from her, Goro settled, his gaze intense yet patient, encouraging her with a gentle smile like he somehow already understood her story was hard to verbalize.”
― Pixel Ate, Kitsune the Minecraft Ninja: A middle-grade adventure story set in a world of ninjas, magic, and martial arts

“Okay, okay!” she said. “I get it, you love lava. Maybe we should call you Lavaboy.”  “Only if I get to call you Sharkgirl,” Jack stuck out his tongue.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 8

“Baked potatoes,” said Carl. “Baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes, baked potatoes.”
― Pixel Ate, Multiverse Tournament of Champions: Book 1: An Unofficial Minecraft Crossover Series

“Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon? Because life loves to be confusing.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“SUPER KITTY GAS BOMB!” Jack yelled, throwing Bruce at the Great Gourd. The evoker ducked, and Bruce flew right over his head.  “HAHAHeheheh! YOU MISSED, FOOL!” the evoker yelled. “Your one big play and you MISSED!” Jack smirked. “I wasn’t aiming for you.”  The evoker spun around to witness a horrible sight. The rotten flesh had finally had its effect on Bruce, and the cat’s eyes crossed as he let out the hugest, nastiest, greenest fart he had ever had.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 12

“Yeah,” Elijah agreed. “Way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way-” The family and villagers just stood there watching him. “-way, way, way, way, way, way-” Was he ever going to stop? “-way, way, way, way, way-” “Elijah!” Mom threw her hands in the air. “... way more,” Elijah finished.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 14

“Ellie cleared her throat even louder. “Hawke!” “Huh?” Hawke turned to her. “Oh, what’s up Ellie?” “Billy is the champion.” “What?” Hawke looked confused. Ellie sighed. “Billy. Is. The. Champion. “Billy is the champion?” Hawke’s eyes went wide. “Yep. Billy is the champion.” “BILLY is the champion?” Ellie nodded. “Billy is the CHAMPION?” Ellie nodded again. “Billy Billy?” Hawke’s face looked like he just watched Panda dance around in a tutu.”
― Pixel Ate, Hatchamob: Book 4

“She was MAD. “Don’t you DARE attack my family, you... you... big green POOP!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 1:

“Oh yeah, I’m the animal master!” she crowed, proud of herself.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 3:

“Mom just about jumped for joy. “Oh yay! Books! You didn’t tell me there were books here, kids. Now you can continue with your lessons!”  “Oh man!” Kate and Jack said at the same time.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock Edition (Books 1-4)

“The kids groaned. Dad smirked at them then he pointed. “Honey!” he shouted.  “What dear?” Mom asked.  “No, honey!” Dad said again.  “I’m right here,” Mom said looking at Dad like he might have gone crazy. “What do you need?”  “Nooooooo,” Dad said again. “Honey, like, to eat.”  Mom looked at where he was pointing when she finally got it. “Oh! Honey!” “Yes dear?” Dad said and Mom rolled her eyes.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 11