Victoria Woods > Quotes

“While I had let Eli the Bug Guy inside my vagina, I would be damned if I let actual bugs inside.”
― Victoria Woods, Wild Life

“It boggled my mind that society deemed them more apt to rule countries when some of them were so fucking gullible.”
― Victoria Woods, Wild Life

“My pig had betrayed me, preferring to stick by her side instead of remaining by mine.”
― Victoria Woods, Wild Life

“Losing my parents had taught me that at an early age. Their accident, coupled with Aunt Sherri’s cold reception of her new ward, had really messed me up. I was still that eight-year-old girl searching for a hug. Only now, I searched for it in the form of dick with the promise of being held afterward.”
― Victoria Woods, Wild Life

“Poaka was not just my buddy, but my guardian angel. In every iteration of life, he found me. And it was only a matter of time before he found me again. The island truly had a way of taking care of me.”
― Victoria Woods, Wild Life

“After every damn encounter, even a bodily danger event, it was a reminder that I hadn’t had sex in forever. I had turned a new leaf and was trying hard to keep my vagina quiet.”
― Victoria Woods, Wild Life

“Relationships terrified me because one day, they would end. It was inevitable. Death was the result of life. Everything died eventually. Even relationships.”
― Victoria Woods, Wild Life