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“If people doubt you, hate on you, and constantly seem to be "out to get you," it usually means you're doing something right - so keep that shit up.”
― Fucking History: 52 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School.
― Fucking History: 52 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School.
“A lot of girls like to joke about being a handful, but the truth is: You probably fucking are. Fortunately, there are plenty of dudes who dig the shit out of girls slightly off their rocker. There’s something oddly rewarding about being able to handle a girl no one else can. It’s like being a pirate, and crazy girls are like an ocean — full of sharks, saltwater crocodiles, jellyfish, and a bunch of other shit that will totally fucking kill you — but, if you know how to navigate her deadly, crazy-lady waters, you’ll reach an island filled with treasures. Treasures like: exciting conversations, R-rated movies, and sex on a Tuesday.”
― Fucking History: 52 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School.
― Fucking History: 52 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School.
