Anna Jones Buttimore > Quotes

“Halleluiah, another teenage boy was even stupider than I was. I looked positively good and normal compared to Tyler Crowley, even if I was an obsessed emo-psycho stalker.”
― Anna Jones Buttimore, Twilight: Midnight Sunburn: A light parody of Midnight Sun

“it almost didn’t matter that I had possibly exposed our family’s secret, put us all in terrible danger, and mussed up my hair.”
― Anna Jones Buttimore, Twilight: Midnight Sunburn: A light parody of Midnight Sun

“Maybe it was plain old hell, Gehenna, the underworld, Gre'Thor, Detroit.”
― Anna Jones Buttimore

“I’m not gay, but for Edward Cullen I’d make an exception.”
― Anna Jones Buttimore, Twilight: Midnight Sunburn: A light parody of Midnight Sun

“As the sun rose I’d reluctantly leave that sacred space, run home and change my clothes, collect my special, superb, stunning, shiny, spacious, speedy, sleek, sexy, silver Volvo, and arrive at her home seconds after Charlie had left.”
― Anna Jones Buttimore, Twilight: Midnight Sunburn: A light parody of Midnight Sun

“Edward, you need to get out of there,” Esme said calmly before I’d even said a word. “I do now,” I hissed back, watching as Bella moaned, grunted and rolled over in bed. “You woke her up!” “Alice has seen what happens if you stay, and it’s not pretty. Get out of there and come home.” “But I don’t wanna—” “You do as I say, young man!” “But Mooom…”
― Anna Jones Buttimore, Twilight: Midnight Sunburn: A light parody of Midnight Sun

“She was a void, an abyss, a vacuum in the brain department. She could have run for congress.”
― Anna Jones Buttimore