Ladii Nesha > Quotes

“I’m like Oprah with this shit. She get dick, she get dick, she get dick, they all can get this dick. If you want some dick, drop your name in the comments.”
― Ladii Nesha, Catching Flights

“Time and time again, Czar explained that it was his job to take care of her mentally, physically, emotionally, and financially. It was his job to learn her love languages and adjust whenever they changed.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin Control: Half on a baby or two

“You got something against big girls?” “Nah,” Czar denied. “I have something against hoes who wear they kid’s clothes. Go take that shit off before you get a yeast infection.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“I’m drowning right in front of you, and instead of saving me, you’re standing there watching me sink.”
― Ladii Nesha, Problematic Vol. 1

“Sir, no sir. You standing too close to me. I don’t need none of these famous people thinking I'm with you. Back yo little ass up.” Harper flicked her wrist.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“I love you too, even though I thought my first time in bed with another woman would be a little different. You didn’t even take me to dinner and I opened my legs for you.” “I knew you was gay,” Marley snickered.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin Control: Half on a baby or two

“Did,” she snickered. “Finish your hair. I’m about to go pour us a shot.” “Oh hell nah, I don’t want your Bill Cosby ass making me shit.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“Ugh, being an adult is ghetto as hell.”
― Ladii Nesha, Catching Flights

“I had one before you threw it out,” Tati sneered. “Oh”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“Rule number two-this weekend is about us! Bet not a fucking soul propose, announce a pregnancy or any good news surrounding our day. I don’t give a fuck if your tooth comes out, yall better slip that shit under your pillow for the tooth fairy and keep it pushing.”
― Ladii Nesha, Bambi 3

“It really hurts, huh?” Marley stared at her mother with pity. “What?” “That your kids are living the life you wish you had. You still living in that raggedy ass government-assisted housing, driving the same broke down Honda Civic, and still gotta sleep with married men to fund your low-budget lifestyle.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“Damn girl, what’s your name?” Nova inquired, licking his lips. “Death sentence,” she replied, turning to face him. “My hubby is sleeping right now, but you better believe the blicky is tucked under the pillow. I promise these ain’t the problems you want.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“Not good, I just found out I have herpes,” she sighed, making Jaxon spit out his drink.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“Are you going to pay my bills?” “Mannnn, you know I can’t-” “Right, you can’t, and until you can, you can’t tell me where to work.”
― Ladii Nesha, Finally Famous

“Aye, she pulled that shit,” Czar said aloud, causing everyone to look back at them. “Julius!”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“I’m in my twenties. I have the right to be selfish if I want to, and you’re not about to guilt trip me”
― Ladii Nesha, Finally Famous

“Oh shoot, look who’s talking shit now that she’s attached herself to some random rich man. Seems like the apple didn’t fall too far from the tree.” “Big difference. Your roots are rotten, which is why your tree never grows.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“Yep,” Sammy grinned. “I’ve been known to laugh a nigga out of his Fruit of the Looms.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin Control: Half on a baby or two

“Cause,” he moved closer to the edge of the stage, “I need to know what to call you when I have you on the tip of my tongue.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“I’m in my calm girl era and I don’t have time for all the bullshit.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“Took you from your bitch ass husband and bossed you up on a whole different level. Fuck his and hers bathrooms, what they know about matching businesses.”
― Ladii Nesha, We Could've Been

“they were all dirty, yet they were the most judgmental people she had ever seen. On Monday through Saturday, they got drunk, smoked like a chimney, and cursed like sailors. Come Sunday morning, they rolled out of the bed with stale breath, got dressed, and marched down to the Lord’s house to tell someone else’s business. It didn’t matter whose business it was as long as it wasn’t their own.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“And she got a smart-ass mouth.” Romeo licked his lips. “Just my type. You got a man?” “Yep, come a lil closer and I’ll let you meet him,” she patted her pocket. “Oh, and you violent.” Nova eyed her.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“Yall so disrespectful!” Rita rolled her eyes. “Nah, that lace front is disrespectful. I’m pretty sure the lace is not supposed to be showing. I been wanting to pull that shit all night.” Tristen embarrassed her.”
― Ladii Nesha, Bambi

“Noodle, right?”
― Ladii Nesha, Bambi 2: The boys are all grown up

“Your nephew loves Czar. Maybe you can flirt with him and get us some tickets to a show.” “Maybe you can rub your coochie on a porcupine,” Marley shot back.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“Death don’t scare you?” “Nope, attachments scare me.” “Why?” “Because nothing is really yours. Everything has an expiration date.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“You probably right. I like my women a lil on the slow side.” “Kool,” Taylor laughed. “I’m dead ass. The fuck I'm gon’ do with a smart bitch? She start cussing me out using big ass words and I might have to pop her in the mouth. Nope. Give me the slow hoes that don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re.” He exhaled the smoke and stretched his arm out to pass her the blunt.”
― Ladii Nesha, Finally Famous

“Damn, she thick as fuck.” Nova admired her frame. “Gotta ass like a donkey and twisting that muthafucka like a corgi.”
― Ladii Nesha, Losin' Control

“Then her slow ass was talking about an ocean view; there weren’t any oceans in Downtown Detroit.”
― Ladii Nesha, Bambi