V.A. Lewis > Quotes

“how did you think a restaurant was going to eat you?” “I don’t know— it could be a building monster? A wild building?”
― V.A. Lewis, A Demon's Pride

“You want to try it too, huh? I will not let you treat me to a restaurant!”
― V.A. Lewis, A Demon's Pride

“I had to train myself to eat proper food without throwing up. That was going to be annoying.”
― V.A. Lewis, Primeval Knowledge

“There is always a 9-year-old better than you.”
― V.A. Lewis, Amber the Cursed Berserker Book 1

“for the nth time,”
― V.A. Lewis, Seth the Abyssal Assassin Book 2

“Every mistake a person makes is a mistake you can fall into yourself. Every moment of pain, despair, and anger they feel is something you will feel once in your life.”
― V.A. Lewis, Primeval Knowledge

“Without burning any bridges.”
― V.A. Lewis, Primeval Knowledge

“cheeks, readying himself for the final plate. “This is the last option. Are you ready? No man on Earth has ever resisted the alluring tastes of its drizzling oil spilling all over your taste buds. I present to you the greatest biological weapon America has ever invented: the burger.”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands

“yet. Ninety-nine point nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine… you get what I’m saying…”
― V.A. Lewis, Primeval Knowledge

“Netherfication”
― V.A. Lewis, Hellprinces

“Have you ever just grabbed a handful of ants and stuffed them in your mouth? The best part is when some of them escape and they’re crawling all over your teeth, so you just lick your tongue all over it.”
― V.A. Lewis, Primeval Knowledge

“[My Flame Shall Burn Until Eternity Ends]”
― V.A. Lewis, Grand Skill

“The [Tailor] was annoyed by me at first because I kept asking questions, but when I set a bag of gold on the table, he stopped being rude and kindly gave me everything I wanted.” “Money is very, uh, persuasive.”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands

“The infant floats in a sea of nothingness, existence but a mere eternity in darkness away from her birth. Logic dictated that this nativity is when the self is born, consciousness seeping into the fore of one's senses, distinction as a precondition rather than a prefiguration of life. Yet, this truism stipulates the priori of heightened perception: for consciousness being-in-itself as well as being-for-an-other. I had been alone; no friends; no companions; nothing more to experience than the infinitude of death. I remember questioning the very verisimilitude of my own lugubrious existence, flummoxed by the superfluous phantasm of life. How could any epistemology hold merit if my own truncated extant was mere frivol? The moments passed like teardrops, lost to a vast ocean. My life had no meaning— I was just another pebble on the ground, to be trampled without care. It was only upon meeting the others did what I perceive truly expand beyond my fringes. They were pulchritudinous things. Colorful. Exuberant. Different.  Subjects that I treated as objects, and subjects that treated me as an object. I saw none of myself in these strangers—”
― V.A. Lewis, Primeval Knowledge

“His shoulders sagged. I nodded. “Seriously! It’s like eating a rock— have you tried eating a rock?” “Have you?” “I have.” “...I probably should’ve expected that.”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands

“The Arcslime is the amalgamation of all that is evil. So, for the sake of justice and all that is good, let us genocide their whole race!" - God King Tay-Burl the Genocider”
― V.A. Lewis, Overpowered Magic Goo Book 1

“I stared at the jacket and identified it again. [Blue Jacket: Unique Grade Item - A jacket made from another world. Other than being a designer brand that cost Daniel an exorbitant amount of money, it’s nothing special.]”
― V.A. Lewis, A Demon's Pride

“No, no, no! That’s a kidnapper!” I broke the man’s kneecaps,”
― V.A. Lewis, Grand Skill

“Brughghaehw! Ew! You eat that?! It doesn’t even taste like rocks like the others! It tastes like Human excrement!” “I give up. Wait, how do you even know how…? Actually, nevermind.”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands

“You’re Level 69!” “Nice.”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands

“Well, you should, because I’m not going to be eating anything unless it has six legs, antennae, and is squirming on my plate, got it?”
― V.A. Lewis, Primeval Knowledge

“do you serve bugs?”
― V.A. Lewis, Primeval Knowledge

“Die for my reward money!”
― V.A. Lewis, Amelia The Level Zero Hero Book 1

“The red sky faded away. ANd the ground shone a dark black.”
― V.A. Lewis, Hellprinces

“Mngrph”
― V.A. Lewis, Primeval Knowledge

“I punched him in the nether region.”
― V.A. Lewis, Primeval Knowledge

“SalvosthisisgoodandalllbutIwanttomakeitstop!”
― V.A. Lewis, The Plaguelands

“It is in a person’s nature to inherently disagree with someone who claims you are incorrect, no? Otherwise, you’d be admitting ignorance over a matter you are impassioned about. And as much as we strive to be modest and openminded, we cannot simply mold ourselves to what others claim with certainty, as we’d then be no more than a piece of paper for them to draw on.”
― V.A. Lewis, Corruption and Centinels