Persephone Steele > Quotes

“I see you thirsty bitches, I know your secrets. Don’t lie to me. Good girl.”
― Persephone Steele, No Rest For Wicked

“My feminism takes a jolly hike when it comes to a dominant man in the sack. Slap me on the ass and call me a good girl and I’ll say or do anything you want me to. But try it outside of the bedroom and you’re liable to lose a limb.”
― Persephone Steele, No Rest For Wicked

“To those who know ‘silent night’ just means you’re doing it wrong…unless there’s a gag involved.”
― Persephone Steele, Hot Chocolate & Hitmen

“I now dub thee Sir Bonehead, may your service be long and full of regret.”
― Persephone Steele, No Rest For Wicked

“What did women do to deserve this shit for their entire lives? I mean seriously, God could have given us spontaneous orgasms as we shed our uterine lining and shit, but noooo. It just had to be terrible, debilitating pain and bleeding for days at a time. Is it because of Eve eating the forbidden fruit? Because, fuck, that was like, thousands of years ago! Be like Elsa, God, and let it go!”
― Persephone Steele, No Rest For Wicked

“Guess it’s just you and me tonight, Dildo Baggins.”
― Persephone Steele, They Call Me Wicked

“It might be about that time for me to don my red badge of courage with how fucking emotional I’ve been lately.”
― Persephone Steele, No Rest For Wicked

“His dick is so massive that the head of it has probably only seen the balls in pictures. I could probably wrap it around my neck like a scarf if I wasn’t afraid it would get hard and strangle me. Like a helicopter, it could probably seat six. When he flies commercial, he probably has to check that thing as baggage. Hell, he could probably bench my entire body with his dick alone. He most definitely accidentally sits on that thing at least once a day. How the fuck does he wear pants?”
― Persephone Steele, They Call Me Wicked

“I promise that every moment we have together will hold the fulfillment of a thousand lives. I promise that when death does come to take one of us away, we won’t be leaving with any regrets. I promise that, while the one left behind may mourn, it will be because they have truly loved and been loved beyond something that death can steal. I promise to give you a life so worth living, that you no longer fear losing me, because you know our lives are so intertwined and woven together that even death cannot separate our souls.”
― Persephone Steele, No Rest For Wicked

“Oh my God, that thing isn’t even fully hard and it could spear me in half. That thing is so big it probably has its own area code. Like, so big that if it entered into a dick contest, it would come out first, second, and third.”
― Persephone Steele, They Call Me Wicked