Ann Jensen > Quotes

“It takes a strong woman to admit when she is wrong and a rare man to be smart enough not to gloat.”
― Ann Jensen, Undercover in the Dark

“I was not shouting!” She was definitely shouting now. “I was being southern and enthusiastic. Now shoo before I call Sharp and he decides to cancel your birth certificate for oglin’ his woman.”
― Ann Jensen, Saved by the Dark

“If you know what you want, don’t settle. Grab your happiness by the balls and make it your bitch.”
― Ann Jensen, Undercover in the Dark

“You may be a dumbass, but you’re mine.”
― Ann Jensen, Caught in the Dark

“What does that mean?” “She’s alive and safe. I’m doing my job, Sir.” Sharp recognized that ‘Sir’ from years in the military. It was the word you spit out when you wanted to say motherfucker but couldn’t.”
― Ann Jensen, Saved by the Dark

“The old Phoebe wanted to cower and take whatever he was going to give her so he wouldn’t send her away. Pixie wanted to fight for what they had and wouldn’t accept being treated like shit and Banshee wanted to beat the shit out of him for being an asshole then fuck him hard.”
― Ann Jensen, Saved by the Dark

“So don’t disrespect what you don’t understand.” “Women are not less than men.” He slid his hands up her sides, and her breath caught in a beautiful shudder. “Never said they were. But we are different. Fair or not. In this life we lead, the men are responsible for protecting each other and the women. That is the way we choose to live. The women flourish under that protection not because they are weak, but because they are strong enough to let someone else help them.”
― Ann Jensen, Undercover in the Dark

“The truth will set you free, or fuck you up. Your choice.”
― Ann Jensen, Caught in the Dark

“Poking the bear might be dangerous, but it sure can be fun.”
― Ann Jensen, Undercover in the Dark

“I just… don’t want my first time to be in a supply closet. Oh God… Tek!”
― Ann Jensen, Caught in the Dark

“Just because I don’t want to see a woman hurt, doesn’t mean I want my patch on her back.”  “You keep telling yourself that.”  Anger and frustration roiled in his stomach. Ink gripped the edge of the bar and tried to maintain his calm. “Brother, you know what I like. Do you see any woman settling down with two men who have our temperaments? Do you think any woman wants to live the rest of her life with men who get off on sharing and controlling her? Sure. We’re fun for the short term. The long haul, white picket fence, two kids and a dog, that just ain’t me.” “Wow, I didn’t realize this was a pity party I’d been invited to. I would have brought something.”  “Fuck you, man.”
― Ann Jensen, Leap into the Dark

“Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude because my personality is me and my attitude depends on you.”
― Ann Jensen, Lost in the Dark

“Home is where your crazy matches the curtains.”
― Ann Jensen, Undercover in the Dark

“Roses are red skies are blue, out of my five fingers the middle one is for you.”
― Ann Jensen, Undercover in the Dark

“When you hear a southern woman say, “Ohh Hayelll No!” You better bolt.”
― Ann Jensen, Lost in the Dark

“When opportunity knocks, grab that bitch and take her for a ride.”
― Ann Jensen, Lost in the Dark

“I’m usually sweet, but if you make me mad, remember I always have a pocketful of crazy waiting to come out!”
― Ann Jensen, Lost in the Dark

“Some people just need a high five… In the face… With a chair.”
― Ann Jensen, Caught in the Dark

“If at first you don’t succeed… Ask a southern woman, she’ll know what to do.”
― Ann Jensen, Saved by the Dark