K.L. Mitchell > Quotes

“...his face had the look of a twelve-year-old on a field trip to a fireworks factory.”
― K.L. Mitchell, The Road to Kalazad

“There might be no rest for the wicked, but they likely had less paperwork than the virtuous.”
― K.L. Mitchell, The Road to Kalazad

“[He] had introduced himself as a tax collector, and the conversation had gone downhill from there.”
― K.L. Mitchell, The Road to Kalazad

“Just because we don’t eat them doesn’t mean we have to stand there and let them eat us.”
― K.L. Mitchell, The Road to Kalazad

“You can’t just go in swingin’ these days. You’ve got to have smarts. Me and Iyarra? We’ve got brains we ain’t even used yet.”
― K.L. Mitchell, The Road to Kalazad

“Sugar, when a plan works, for pity’s sake, don’t question it!”
― K.L. Mitchell, The Road to Kalazad

“Look, Mister, if you wanna call yourself Grunthaar and run around the woods in a loincloth all day, that’s all very well, but don’t expect supper to be waiting when you get home.”
― K.L. Mitchell, The Road to Kalazad