Rebel Bloom > Quotes

“I didn’t kiss you to play a part.” His eyes moved back and forth between mine. “I played the part to kiss you.”
― Rebel Bloom, Off-Limits Roommates

“This is what you need, Layla. Not some nice guy who thinks wild sex is when he pretends to be the pizza guy. I can smell you. You’re dripping all this sweet honey down your thighs because I’m spanking you. You need a bite to your pleasure. Pretty boy will never bite.”
― Rebel Bloom, Three-Night Stand

“Honestly, that was the classiest thing my ex ever said about sex. His go-to was to ask if I wanted to tickle his pickle. So, maybe I should chase after Barry. I’m sure he wouldn’t say that, at least.”
― Rebel Bloom, Daddies Next Door

“This is my pussy and it listens to me, baby. So when I say come, you come.”
― Rebel Bloom, Fake and Don't Tell

“pulled my hand away from him and turned into my window. “I hate myself right now. I don’t want to hear you try to make me feel better. I don’t deserve it.”
― Rebel Bloom, Mountain Men Triplets

“Jesus, you’re such a good girl. Your body was built for me, wasn’t it?”
― Rebel Bloom, My Brother's Teammates

“Jones had an impressive amount of tattoos. His entire right arm was covered and most of his left, too. He also had defined muscles, nipple bars, and a happy trail that I wanted to explore for a few days. I’d already eye-fucked Mack halfway to pregnancy and back, but that didn’t stop me from looking again. Then there was Xavier. The man put off so much body heat that I wanted to crawl into his lap to play the rest of the game. He was massive, with a wide chest dusted with hair and a hard stomach that seemed like a perfect spot for me to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner off of. Still, I won the second hand.”
― Rebel Bloom, Three-Night Stand

“Love doesn’t wait until you’re ready. It doesn’t come on a pretty spring morning when you’ve just had your hair done and your nails have no chips and you’re in your good panties. It stumbles in drunk on a stormy night, knocking things over and making a mess. It’s ugly before it’s beautiful a lot of times.”
― Rebel Bloom, My Brother's Teammates

“I think I just came so hard my brain fell out, but I’m great. Give me three to five business days and I’m sure I’ll be able to move again.”
― Rebel Bloom, Fake and Don't Tell

“Being from a small town in Tennessee, I easily recognized the shape of a gun under a jacket. You couldn’t throw a rock back home without hitting someone holding a gun. So, maybe don’t throw rocks in small town, Tennessee.”
― Rebel Bloom, Three-Night Stand

“Just a dick everywhere. Here a dick, there a dick, everywhere a dick, dick!”
― Rebel Bloom, Mountain Men Triplets

“I looked around and frowned. “Where the hell is Violet?” Ian sat up next to me and scowled. “This was the weirdest fucking sleepover, and now I’m here with just the two of you? Does she not realize that if she leaves us in the bed together, it makes it weird?”
― Rebel Bloom, Three Second Chances for Christmas

“It had become so normal to be surrounded by the triplets, or at least one of them, that being alone in my room felt strange. No one grabbed my hand, or ass, when I moved around the bed, and I changed without receiving an orgasm for it.”
― Rebel Bloom, My Best Friend's Triplet Brothers

“The man wants you to ride his face, little rabbit. Ride his fucking face.”
― Rebel Bloom, Three Second Chances for Christmas

“Stay out as late as you want. Paint the town red.” Isaac looked over at me and raised his brows. “If red’s not your color, we could try something else.”
― Rebel Bloom, Mountain Men Triplets

“I rested my hand on top of Bogie’s head as he whined and stared up at the ceiling. “We don’t talk about stuff like this. What was I supposed to say? I was dumb and I wasted a lot of time hoping I’d be someone worthy of his time. It was embarrassing. Then I woke up and got over it. There was nothing to talk about. That was before he decided marrying into my family would be a good idea, though. Now there’s something to talk about.” Cyrus moved to the back of the couch and gripped it in his giant hands. “We don’t talk about small shit. We talk about a piece of shit loser abusing you for a decade.”
― Rebel Bloom, Fake and Don't Tell

“If you don’t give them anal, I’ll denounce you as my sister.”
― Rebel Bloom, Triple Play for the Single Mom

“I didn’t pass out. I definitely didn’t pass out after crying in front of everyone and then get a boner. That would be too much for me to take.”
― Rebel Bloom, Three Second Chances for Christmas

“It’s okay to be upset right now. It’s hard to talk about mistakes we make. It’s important that we do talk about them, though, so they don’t happen again. And so you can get help if you need help with something.”
― Rebel Bloom, Triple Play for the Single Mom

“I’m sorry, Collin, honey. She’s a ray of sunshine but she’ll burn you just like one, too.”
― Rebel Bloom, Grumpy Makes Three

“didn’t know whether to be more flattered than I’d ever been in my life, or if I should let them know that I wasn’t a family-sized bucket of fried chicken to be passed back and forth.”
― Rebel Bloom, Mountain Men Triplets

“He leaned back again and then took my popcorn from me. “You’re going to choke and the only way I want to see you choke is if it’s on my cock.” Sophia turned from three rows in front of us. “We all heard that!”
― Rebel Bloom, My Ex-Best Men

“Waking up and finding her gone was unacceptable. First of all, I didn’t appreciate waking up in a bed alone with two other men.”
― Rebel Bloom, My Ex-Best Men

“I’d be fun to share, like he had a fucking clear view into my deepest, darkest fantasies.”
― Rebel Bloom, Mountain Men Triplets

“So. For the record. I did pick you up.” He puffed his chest out and stroked his beard. “Prettiest lady at the party, too.”
― Rebel Bloom, Mountain Men Triplets

“Sebastian: I hope you like the flowers, angel. I want to see you. Will you give me your address or do I need to beat Jake for it? Jake: Is it weird that I almost wish you had more men to tell about your pregnancy so I could keep seeing you every day? Ryder: I want to cook for you. You loved food before but now that you’re pregnant, I’m hoping that sentence was word porn.”
― Rebel Bloom, Accidental Daddies

“Lucky for me, my new boyfriend has a big dick and we’ve been practicing anal. My ass is ready.”
― Rebel Bloom, Fake and Don't Tell

“There was a bout of laughter and more embarrassing tears, and the whiskey disappeared at some point. It didn’t occur to us how truly smashed we were until we woke up the next morning next to a piece of cardboard with “Ideas” scribbled across the top. The only thing written under it was “throat punch a donkey”. None of us remembered what that meant, and that was probably best.”
― Rebel Bloom, Three Second Chances for Christmas

“I’m going to drive us home, and when we get there I’m going to walk into my house without touching you again.” He leaned forward and pressed his forehead into my shoulder. “Whether you follow me or not is up to you.” I nervously rested my hands on his sides. “Do you…do you want me to?” He made a pained sound and pushed himself away from me. His stare was just as strong as a touch. “For about the last sixteen years, Poppy.”
― Rebel Bloom, Fake and Don't Tell

“My hair was falling down from all of Will’s humping but through the strands I saw the moment Anthony saw me on the stage, bent over in front of a faceless stripper. The man I’d known as such a sweet and kind guy was nowhere to be found as he let out a battle roar and came stomping towards Will.”
― Rebel Bloom, My Ex-Best Men